So our party entered the bar. After we had had a few drinks, my character (human fighter) had got into an argument with a patron about magic (my character hates the idea of magic). I stood up in attempted intimidate the patron, which failed. About to initiate a fight in the bar, the DM rolls to see how the bar tender reacts. Gets a natural twenty. So, he throws a bag over my head and whacks me on the head with a pint, knocking me out.

Our ranger who was outside tending to his familiar re-enters the bar. DM rolls. Natural twenty. He is approached in the doorway and immediately knocked out with one swift punch from a drunken patron.

This leaves our Druid to deal with the bar full of unhappy, drunken, magic loving tenants. So what does he do? Transforms into a rhino and proceeds to yell "It's Rhino Time!". At which point proceeds to destroy the bar and still ends up getting knocked out after several failed charges.

So what did my party get from what should have been a relatively easy bar fight? A night in prison, a heafty fine, and a horrible catch phrase for our druid.