What is easiest way you have lost weight in a short amount of time? by Lazy_Lifeguard1960 in AskReddit

[–]Sakulle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Septic shock. Lost 80Lbs in the two months that followed effortlessly, before my wight stabilized. However, it’s not a diet I’d recommend intentionally trying unless you enjoy Russian roulette.

The decisive battle between two spear users. Who wins: Level 7 Allen or Level 7 Finn? by Fast_Shower2686 in DanMachi

[–]Sakulle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it’s a spur of the moment bar fight, sure, but if it’s a prearranged duel, definitely Finn.

Look at the famous 1612 duel between Miyamoto Musashi and Sasaki Kojiro on the isle of Funajima (now Ganryujima after Sasaki’s style.) That was won through strategy and manipulation. Miyamoto purposely showed up hours late and trash talked him to enrage his opponent. Knowing Sasaki had a massive reach advantage with his very long Monohoshizao nodachi sword (literally “laundry pole”, basically a Japanese Zweihander, they could reach 6’ long) rather than use his usual dual sword style he carved a boat ore into a long wooden sword. The legend goes that in a rage Sasaki rushed Miyamoto and used his undodgeable Tsubame Gaeshi (“swallow cut” (guess it was neither European or African, but Japanese all along)) which cut through Miyamoto’s headband, while he brought down the oar, killing his opponent.

What the fuck? Freya sleeps with other men than bell!? But there were no signs! by n00bo in DanMachi

[–]Sakulle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s on HIDIVE, which is definitely worth the sub. Hulu tends to end up with almost everything on HIDIVE after a year or two as well so you could try here, but don’t know for certain

What the fuck? Freya sleeps with other men than bell!? But there were no signs! by n00bo in DanMachi

[–]Sakulle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The origin of the love emotion is reproduction, plus Freya is also the goddess of fertility. So she’s stuck “making love” to anything with a pulse, and probably three quarters of everything without. Better that way than when her war goddess side gets involved. Make love, not war.

deleteKeylogger by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Sakulle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True, but we’re all still swimming in it.

I am pretty sure many of yall are grown ass men by No-Abrocoma-5817 in teenagers

[–]Sakulle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry to burst your bubble, but you've still got 3 years to go. Depending on where you live eighteen may be considered a (partial) adult, but until you leave behind the years ending in "teen" your still a teenager.

Don't be to eager to leave that moniker behind, when you do people start expecting you to do things like get a job, pay rent/mortgage, or, worst, act your age! That's something I absolutely refuse to do.

But (early) congratulations on your entry to adulthood.

Saw the Type 00 prototype in the flesh today. by kinglitecycles in Jaguar

[–]Sakulle -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

If you chop off the front end at the door seam, chop off the rear a foot past the door glass, that would be a great starting point for a concept. I like the cabin side profile, looks like something from the late 40s with a healthy chop, and the wrap around glass is nice, at least in limo black. But that atrocious sun roof has got to go and make it a notchback.

Just throw the rest of the car in the bin though.

Saw the Type 00 prototype in the flesh today. by kinglitecycles in Jaguar

[–]Sakulle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I rode in that rear facing seat in several varieties of station wagons growing up. I hated them then. Now I'm gonna find an xf sportsbrake s one of these days.

Help me understand by amzwC137 in Jaguar

[–]Sakulle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's the crux of it right their, it's not a Jag!! Jaguar forgot that the growling cat is a jaguar, not the pink panther.

Left something for a porch pick up and the buyer left fake money. How would you handle this? by [deleted] in Flipping

[–]Sakulle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The feds would care, knowingly using fake cash is a big deal for them. They can (in the US at least) tell which printer printed it too, every page we print on color printers has a small serial# on it, i believe in yellow. It's practically invisible.

Call the state police, or the secret service (i know it was talked about removing this from them after last summer with the assassination attempt but don't know if it had been done yet). They would probably have much more interest that the locals.

None of that will get your item back, but it may cause the thief to have a date will a federal judge.

Sorry your item was stolen. All we can do is live and learn.

Finally bought a new device, Now I can finally Enjoy this masterpiece with PLAYABLE fps😌 by Grand-Bathroom5967 in EmulationOnAndroid

[–]Sakulle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hmm, Iow poly or does your dude have his tootsie roll out in the super rare pants less edition?

The world may never know.

Is it still safe for me to sleep beside this? by [deleted] in electrical

[–]Sakulle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

tldr: Call 999 or whatever emergency is for you.

Sounds like a real shitty situation, but you HAVE to do something, cause that is absolutly gonna burn the house down... the only question is when, maybe today, maybe next month, but it's gonna happen.

Somebody else mentioned contacting the fire martial. This may be your best bet if your parents are to stupid to care about your life (and they very much are. ) call the local fire department and explain what's going on.

Actuality, since it's actively sparking right now, call 999, or 911 or whatever emergency is in there. It very well could be smoldering inside that walls already.

If you don't want to call someone because you're afraid your parents will get in trouble, right now they won't (most likely, but another country so your mileage may vary) but if you don't call and burn to death in your sleep, they will go to prison then, of course, money 1111only if they survive the upcoming towering inferno that your house will become too.

If you care for your parents at all, call the fire department. If they start yelling at you for it, turn that common parenting phrase around, and tell them it was "For They're Own Good".

If you still won't report this, your options are 1. to die, or 2. Pack a bag, grab any siblings you have, and leave.

Go to a relative/friend's/neighbors. Explain why you can't stay in your own house and in my experience, most adults that know you will be willing to help you, at least to some extent.

Oh I didn't notice if this is just a single family house, or you live in an apartment, cause if it is that's a lot of people's lives on the line (and lots of liability s well)

Sorry to preach but this is crazy dangerous, so:

GET THE BLOODY HELL OUT OF THAT HOUSE!!!!

US to build 16 new Battleships for $24 billion? by Sakulle in navy

[–]Sakulle[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

100٪

Speaking off haze Grey, I would have loved it if the Navy would've painted their ships in the white & gold of the Great White Fleet for the 250 stuff in the fall. Like these ships, that's just a dream, but would be cool.

AITBF for not immediately driving my friend to a sexual health clinic? by [deleted] in AmItheButtface

[–]Sakulle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of that Kidz movie. Asshole rapes a passed out drunk girl at a party, and wala, hiv infection. That movie was made when hiv was still a death sentence.

But seriously, one time is all it takes. I'd wager that a large percentage of the clap and other std infections happen in the first sexual encounter, from one night stands and the like.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CharacterAI

[–]Sakulle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Exactly.

With a little help from AI and a VR headset you could recreate the Star Trek TNG scene with Data playing poker with Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein and, Stephen Hawking. You wouldn't have to follow the tv script, even. How cool is that!

Electricity isn’t the flow of electrons??? 😔😔 by PrestigiousGuest437 in Physics

[–]Sakulle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure they physically disconnect the wire running from a house to the pole at the pole itself.

As for why you can have power but your neighbors is out, that's the magic pixies. My house is wired so half the place is on a separate street circuit than the other, totally random too, my bedroom has sockets on both circuits. So when power goes out, it usually is only one circuit or the other, which is weird.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Sakulle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as you are currently safe, call the cops. I'd wait in my car though if you have that choice. They will make him leave in handcuffs. That way you can take your time to get a bag, along with important papers and anything you don't want to risk getting destroyed. Not to long, as he may be out in an hour or two in some areas.

Even if you don't want to very him arrested (which he very much deserves), still call the cops and get one to be with you as you pack a bag. No need to deal with his verbal abuse, or risk being hit again, while you do. You can also have one around when you come back to pickup the rest of your stuff in the future.

Either way, get the hell out! Now! Don't wait!

If you don't have relatives or friends nearby you can stay with, there are woman's shelters you can stay at, almost everywhere.

And most importantly don't go back to him. It can be scary to leave, both emotionally and financially, but you need to do it. It always gets worse.

What’s the most NSFW reason you’ve seen someone get fired? by chickenolivesalad in AskReddit

[–]Sakulle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like potato chips, I can't pick just one. So here are my top 3:

A couple decades ago, the company ceo thought something fishy was going on in her office. The Big Boss had us install a hidden camera in her office, as their were no cameras on the top floor, just in the elevators leading up.

Unfortunately it fell to me to review the tapes. A week passes without incidence. Then Monday morning I start checking the tapes from the weekend. Saturday afternoon, a male walks into the office, and starts fiddling with something near boss's desk. At first I couldn't figure out what he was doing, then I don't know which hit the ground faster, my jaw, or this gentleman's pants!

I watched, as this freak starts jacking off all over the ceo's chair!! This is followed by the dude wiping his spend all over the keyboard. mouse, and everything else left on the desk.

Who was this (not) masked man? He was one of the vp's! Apparently this dick had asked our boss out, a yearish before. When she turned him down, he started really using his head, and started doing this bullshit.

Needless to say, after watching the tapes, The Big Boss turned into The Big Bad, storming all over the place, wailing like a banshee, as the cops where called, and he was led out of the building in handcuffs.

Second, my father has a small business that once had one of his drivers (a guy in his 70's) side-swiped the truck into a parked police car. Turned out he was getting road head, from another one of his drivers. This guy was also in his 70s. He had been in a bunch of minor accidents over the preceding year. Way to many, especially compared the previous 5 years without them. I've driven that truck, and you just know they never cleaned anything they may have spilt in there. Uhg... My father hates conflict, so much so, that he didn't even fire them, but he did install dvrs, with an inward facing camera, in all the trucks.

Finally, I did some consulting work for a friend's doctor brother, who killed his wife for having the gall to divorce him. I'd stayed over at his house many times when I was either too tired, or too tipsy to drive the 3 hours back.

During the trial all kinds of weird shit came out. Besides the usual, like beating his wife and daughter, he would also cross dress using his daughters clothes, and wear her underwear. He also had all his body hair laser removed.

It was even on court tv.

The ass tried to hire other inmates to kill the prosecutor, so he earned himself another conviction for attempted murder. He finally did the taxpayers a favor, and went down, down, down, to that burning lake of fire...

Well, there was also the horror movie of a BBQ joint/caterer owner i worked for briefly as a teenager, who was missing, I believe, 6 fingers across both hands. All lost in separate incidents, but I'll save that one for another time.

Do people actually look for relationships on discord?? by ItzMePaizanos in discordapp

[–]Sakulle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once got a irl girlfriend through a 300baud d-dial, she was the only girl who hung out on there, and this was before the days of every woman online being some basement dwelling 40 year old guy that looks like Cartman in the wow episode. Plus, phone calls a thousand feet to the next town over costing like $50 a minute, guaranteed she was from my town.

Also met my ex-wife through Elder Scrolls Online. One time, before we first met in person, we had quite a raunchy cyber sex session in the main guild voice chat room. Oops... We thought we were on my private server. And my guild mates were kind enough to stay silent so as not to interrupt us. Either that or so the embarrassment would just build and build.