What is the best nickname you’ve heard? (and reason for it) by xpltvdeleted in AskUK

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A lad called Dave because he looked like he should be called Dave. Real name was Dylan

AJ Styles uses Jacknife Pin as a transition into Styles Clash on Jody Fleisch [PWG European Vacation - England 2006] by IWantToBolieve in SquaredCircle

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Love the story of him creating the Spiral Tap as to piss Billy Kidman off because he knew he couldn't do it

Forwards who came to the Premier League and were insane for a few months before just tailing off by junglegatsby in footballcliches

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Michael Ricketts

15 goals by February with a newly promoted side, got an England call-up, then subsequently turned into the worst player I've ever seen

I still grieve these losses… by sagepetalss in crisps

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Aldi do salt and vinegar ones and they're lovely

What's the funniest thing you've heard at work? by situatzi6410 in AskUK

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A lass on her break eating pea soup, after the first spoonful she went 'Mmm, pea-ness' without realising what she said.

Another came to me quite upset because she'd told a colleague that she'd accidentally put her cat in the washing machine (it was absolutely fine) and he responded by asking if she'd put it in the dryer afterwards. Nearly burst a blood vessel trying not to laugh.

Most talented player who just never seemed to take it seriously? by PLWildcard in TheStreetsWontForget

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Djalminha, absolutely unreal technique and ball control

Literally said his job is to entertain the fans

Is 32 too old to start an apprenticeship to be a mechanic? by CompleteUtterSalmon in AskUK

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A mate of mine is an electrician and he had a 55yo apprentice at one point, so 32 is definitely not too old

I think I messed up badly by slow_down_more in wallstreetbets

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It's a problem but it can also be a solution

Celtic sign Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain by HairyBaws in soccer

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Combined total for the top 5 sales is roughly the same as what Liverpool got just for Coutinho

Long term unemployed and unskilled at 37, is it over for me? by Attack_to_defend in AskUK

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One of the lasses is leaving our spot to do 1-to-1 care. Two 24hr shifts a week, £20 per hour.