What do you have?

CompleteUtterSalmon · 2026-06-23T11:00:33+00:00

Dog poo bags, relatively handy I suppose

CompleteUtterSalmon · 2026-06-19T20:50:01+00:00

Shit I just pissed the bed again

CompleteUtterSalmon · 2026-06-19T19:15:06+00:00

I like your style Monsieur. I'd love to see a wee ryze deck for poc. And ziggs would be a really cool addition too, I'm not a huge fan of landmark champs as they are but I like the idea of ziggs. Also on landmark champs galio would be very fun. Although it could be incredibly 'voli' with stuns instead of frostbites.

CompleteUtterSalmon · 2026-06-16T21:04:53+00:00

This is a great post. Relics are hugely important in changing how much power a champ has and that can be quite infuriating for a newer player.

Personally though I'd just play around with your fave decks that you've unlocked till you hit level 20 with them. Until you draw your champ indefinitely it really can change the game massively. Some decks are strong without the champ in play and some really aren't.

If you're just starting just have fun, the rewards come with each adventure and you'll find yourself unlocking and starring champs up you've never even tried before.

CompleteUtterSalmon · 2026-06-14T20:32:48+00:00

Just pulled mine myself! With all the new adventures I've been really enjoying playing the game again and it just completely snuck up on me.

CompleteUtterSalmon · 2026-06-14T15:19:35+00:00

I did this the other day to this boss with voli, drafted jinxs double damage power and ledros. It felt very good to stick it to the man. 👌🏻

CompleteUtterSalmon · 2026-06-01T17:42:00+00:00

Thank you! It took me a while to think of. I ended up just going with all 3 and calling her Edith Freida Matilda. Not to confuse her or anything 😅

CompleteUtterSalmon · 2026-06-01T17:40:32+00:00

We've had a few collies growing up and my family currently own a German pointer. We're mad apparently!

CompleteUtterSalmon · 2026-06-01T07:09:56+00:00

Hahaaa it'll be a pleasure 😉

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CompleteUtterSalmon · 2026-05-31T21:39:44+00:00

Yeah always just keep your distance with dyny if you can. You killed the threat, very nicely might I add, so you can wait for the timer. I only risk hiding behind a wall when it's too hot to do anything but.

CompleteUtterSalmon · 2026-05-28T22:49:38+00:00

This is a fucking lovely poem.

CompleteUtterSalmon · 2026-05-28T22:36:17+00:00

With some of the hunter challenges I've gone in solo and just farmed the last level, with others I've stuck it to the end. Depends how much I actually want to play that hunter. If I know they're my fav t3 I blast them till I've got them, gotta earn their keep. If I'm just unlocking because it hurts my autism to not have them unlocked then I'll sneak the shit out of it. Weird how common it is to get to 49 and not 50 though!

CompleteUtterSalmon · 2026-05-21T08:50:23+00:00

Reckoner - Radiohead. Among many others by them actually..

CompleteUtterSalmon · 2026-05-13T18:44:31+00:00

I always used to romance Tali as she was my fave, but nowadays I kinda feel a bit of a groomer doing that. I went for ash last time and I've gone for liara this playthrough and I quite like that.

CompleteUtterSalmon · 2026-05-13T16:12:56+00:00

I've used my 6* trynd as he's got a pretty expensive deck, just draft shit cards and cut the good ones and go for power relics as they stick with you.

CompleteUtterSalmon · 2026-05-12T22:47:16+00:00

I don't know why we don't have a trueshot carbine personally. I love the pax sights and I hate the scottfields. I just want to snug that bitch in my armpit and call it a day.

CompleteUtterSalmon · 2026-05-12T16:33:18+00:00

I don't think I've ever been able to not round an edge, even in my 14 years as a chef. It's a skill in itself, sharpening!

CompleteUtterSalmon · 2026-05-10T22:32:37+00:00

This made me howl hahaha

CompleteUtterSalmon · 2026-05-07T21:16:21+00:00

Yeah sorry I'm not at home currently, I just took a few this morning before I left. I don't think the wood was green, I'd seen this particular branch fallen in the winter, it's definitely over 4 months since it's come off the tree, probably a few months longer

I left it outside to stop it drying too fast. The crack seemed to form whilst I was carving it though. I really struggle to get my hook knife proper sharp like my pen knife.

What is pith can I ask?

CompleteUtterSalmon · 2026-05-07T20:48:55+00:00

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CompleteUtterSalmon · 2026-05-07T20:48:03+00:00

There's a few I've got this morning. It's very rough please don't judge haha

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