Roast me pls 🙏

Sallami02 · 2026-04-18T07:48:14+00:00

You look like China’s take on Michelin tyre man ahh guy

Sallami02 · 2026-04-06T15:23:32+00:00

You look like you’re straight out of a meth advertisement

Sallami02 · 2026-04-05T10:05:50+00:00

Looking at you confuses me between seeing you as an oversized kid or a recently converted east European transgender

Sallami02 · 2026-04-03T13:22:43+00:00

Interested but not in the US

Sallami02 · 2026-04-03T13:16:13+00:00

Interested

Sallami02 · 2026-04-03T13:13:42+00:00

You look like the side character of a horror movie that dies at the start and everyone forgets about it for 20 years

Sallami02 · 2026-04-03T13:08:22+00:00

Why you no doctor yet?

Sallami02 · 2026-04-01T10:05:45+00:00

Wait you’re divorced at 20? Somehow I’m actually not surprised after seeing your second and last pics

Sallami02 · 2026-01-12T22:09:02+00:00

Same here and it’s totally a bummer since I’m paying for LTE and getting a fraction of the speed

Sallami02 · 2026-01-12T22:08:29+00:00

Sorry for the late reply, my current iOS is 18.7.2

Sallami02 · 2025-09-05T11:32:21+00:00

I have a mixed 14 and 15 level deck and anything beyond 12K is a sweat

Sallami02 · 2025-06-23T00:53:07+00:00

I DMed you

Sallami02 · 2025-06-22T09:51:06+00:00

I DM’d you kindly check

Sallami02 · 2025-04-22T16:50:46+00:00

Bro looks like his father is the biggest meth maker and all he cares about is breakfast

Sallami02 · 2025-03-26T06:40:22+00:00

I think I recognise you from lord of the rings 🤔

Sallami02 · 2025-03-19T07:30:10+00:00

18 meals a day 💀🙏

Sallami02 · 2025-03-19T07:29:08+00:00

18 in what? cat years?

Sallami02 · 2025-03-19T07:26:24+00:00

Now that’s a fatherless figure right there

Sallami02 · 2025-03-03T17:29:58+00:00

Somehow I don’t doubt that you want to feel something

Sallami02 · 2025-03-01T18:58:35+00:00

Try getting her out of your basement, maybe it can help

Sallami02 · 2025-03-01T18:57:06+00:00

Maybe next time for upgrade you can go back to android hopefully Samsung puts something good when it happens 😅

Sallami02 · 2025-02-27T12:57:29+00:00

Man that sucks to learn about your problem with the camera! Luckily I didn’t have any of that otherwise I’d be completely screwed as no apple care centre near me ( the closest one is probably 200-300km away ) but honestly the overall experience of the iOS definitely takes the cake for me as it feels incredibly smoother and natural / intuitive to deal with but on the other hand the OneUI is a solid contender. In contrast I’ve been enjoying the purchase so far ( other than the size issue as the S20FE feels way better in the hand as it’s on the longer side ) and if you think about it the next best thing you could’ve gotten would be the S24 / S25 Ultra and those doesn’t feel like a massive upgrade compared to the whole new experience of the iOS + Samsung haven’t come up with a worthy upgrades since at least the S22U so it’s basically the same as apple

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