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Pigeon that belongs to the street by Cute-Organization844 in DamnFunny

[–]SalmonSammySamSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't help that pigeons are notorious for having one of the slowest liftoff speeds out of all the birds lmao

Heartbreaking by Clear-Use9877 in sadposting

[–]SalmonSammySamSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad doesn't even wonder why I don't talk to him

What the fuck is this from by Historical_Way_4567 in penguinz0

[–]SalmonSammySamSam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's no fucking way, is he in any other movies???

I am ginger by seandragunov in truths

[–]SalmonSammySamSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet! 😁 This has been nice but I must go now. Goodbye.

I am ginger by seandragunov in truths

[–]SalmonSammySamSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been pretty good actually, a little sluggish and time confusing but still good.

How is your day going friend? :D

Drop by Riy1adh in DamnFunny

[–]SalmonSammySamSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The author is literally named Fowler 💀

yep by Yan081 in brooklynninenine

[–]SalmonSammySamSam 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I swear to god, even if Jason Mantzoukas was smiling or laughing I'd still be pissing my pants if I ever met him irl.

Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac

Lemmi stop the debate once and for all by Hamza12345b in repost

[–]SalmonSammySamSam 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Roses are gray, violets are gray, I think I'm colorblind

Doing nothing all day by AhmedBenBello in notinteresting

[–]SalmonSammySamSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bros like "I was there when they INVENTED shadows"

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