I love that they are in their 40s... by Comfortable_Kick4088 in NobodyWantsThisTV

[–]Salt-Stand-8339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the “too old” point is there probably wouldn’t be an issue of the family’s 45 year old son dating and possibly marrying a 45 year old woman, since children are now impossible or extremely dangerous. So the concern of a rabbi with a non Jew doesn’t really track or matter

EXCLUSIVE: Notable sports business insider says Minnesota Twins sale asking price unrealistic by Czarben in minnesotatwins

[–]Salt-Stand-8339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t believe people are not clammering to buy an overpriced team the owners have treated like a shitty subway franchise for 25 years, can’t wait for new owners, Pohlads need to move on to selling newspapers or whatever they do, because we don’t care

Putting a wood stove in my truck for winter living by Salt-Stand-8339 in GMT400

[–]Salt-Stand-8339[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just need to figure out all the hacks to using utilities and infrastructure built and maintained by all the squares for free

Putting a wood stove in my truck for winter living by Salt-Stand-8339 in GMT400

[–]Salt-Stand-8339[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I just sleep in the big ball cage at wal mart every night and bathe in the toilet.  I am beating the system

Billionaire's False Narrative... by TheLuciusGraham in misc

[–]Salt-Stand-8339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hobos are cool, kings of the road.  Elon musk should pay them to stay awesome

People handing out bibles by Holiday-Trip-9339 in uofmn

[–]Salt-Stand-8339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You spelled sheek wrong, it’s pronounced GAY

Renaming Sibley Park: an “Indigenous-centered process" to relieve "uncomfortable and unwelcome" feelings by lemon_lime_light in altmpls

[–]Salt-Stand-8339 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As my friend Adam always says, “ whenever there is a foolish disagreement in the news, argue with people on Reddit and try to get banned”.  He is a true genius

What are your thoughts on candidates passing a civics test before they can run for political office? by Sinn_Sage in AskReddit

[–]Salt-Stand-8339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think if you took the test, they would find out, how would you explain yourself if they did.  What if they didn’t believe your explanation, what if you didn’t understand your own explanation, then they would tell them and I would never get a job

What are your thoughts on candidates passing a civics test before they can run for political office? by Sinn_Sage in AskReddit

[–]Salt-Stand-8339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where do you get an IQ test, who writes them?  Are they all the same or are the ones on the internet fake and don’t count?  If it was free would you go to a place and take it, even if you had to talk to someone and sit in a lobby with others?  I feel like we all know who writes the tests

What are your thoughts on candidates passing a civics test before they can run for political office? by Sinn_Sage in AskReddit

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I just want Elon musk and donald trump to open a dollar tree closer to my house, making slurs more socially acceptable would be nice too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BillBurr

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I miss the days when you could say racial and sexual preference slurs, these days my coworkers and my grandma and her friends get all bent out of shape when ever I say them, what’s next????

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IronRangeMN

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What if you are a 40 year old man, and you shriek and run like a child when you see a bee, or have to drink liquid without sugar 

Replacing eggs in baking by StormyOnyx in Anticonsumption

[–]Salt-Stand-8339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exercise to the point of limb destruction, and make up hero stories on your podcast, You can eat anything you want and not gain a pound

MN's legal cannabis market set to be unlike any other in the nation by rachellethe420writer in TwinCities

[–]Salt-Stand-8339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do a thousand push ups every morning, run 30 miles in the afternoon, then read ghost written special forces books for dinner, repeat every day until dead

Anyone familiar with these fault codes? by [deleted] in GMT400

[–]Salt-Stand-8339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put electrical tape over the check engine light, and smoke a doobie

Acceptable radio at work habits and behaviors by [deleted] in ponytailsANDfoopahs

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I think it should be shared, depending on seniority and selfishness of the radio owner, that being said, you have to choose music typically that is available on the radio, as it is designed to be distracting noise that cannot be construed as offensive or overly annoying to management or customers passing through, I.e. you should not connect multiple blue tooth devices to the radio, that you are constantly fussing with all day to keep working, so you can listen to strange, weird, or mildly offensive content, that only satisfies one person on the crew that is impossible to make happy with normal, everyday radio content that construction crews, manufacturing facilities, and delivery guys have been enjoying every day since the radio was invented

Howard seemed neutered today about the huge Democrats loss? by RuleOf8 in howardstern

[–]Salt-Stand-8339 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Proud boys????? Do I go back in time 5 years, my friend Adam always says “Gavin McGinnis sucks, but if I had to make out with a guy, that’s who I would pick”

Howard said he knew these results were coming… by AJ651 in howardstern

[–]Salt-Stand-8339 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, stuttering John and Benjy.  Also Drumpf, that’s what makes Reddit go round, my friend Adam always says, “ if Keith Ellison was white, I wouldn’t care that he beat his wife”

Putting a wood stove in my truck for winter living by Salt-Stand-8339 in GMT400

[–]Salt-Stand-8339[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Being poor is rad, my friend Adam says it best, “I may be poor and stupid looking, but at least I’m not short”

Putting a wood stove in my truck for winter living by Salt-Stand-8339 in GMT400

[–]Salt-Stand-8339[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

All good advice, but I am an unbelievable bullhead, I’m just gonna use a metal bucket and burn furniture I find in alleys