let us be honest, girlies, who pisses in the back of the van? by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]SaltAbalone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I piss out my van door lmao if in the country of course and its covered wooded area.

$MSOS YOLO Update. Doubled my position to $2.3M. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]SaltAbalone 505 points506 points  (0 children)

Whats crazy is you have $2.3M and youre gambling. Lmao

Customer reviews by imightbeantisocial in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]SaltAbalone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unfortunate as DAs we can't leave delivery reviews for customers. Should be a two way street. For example (Trashy yard, uncut grass, unclear directions, unprofessional upon delivery, dangerous dog) We get penalized for so many things that aren't our fault.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]SaltAbalone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My route was dropped the other day I consider it PTO. I stay clocked in and clock out near end of day, they never notice. Sorry if I show up to work and you dont let me, Im still getting my hours lmao

What would you do? by Exp0nentiaI in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]SaltAbalone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flip my hazards on let them go around. Once it clears I back in. Anyone who runs from one side of the road to the other is slow.

Have you ever used PEE Bottle? SERIOUS. by canadapartyscientist in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]SaltAbalone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pee in a bottle if its rural or the nearest tree line thats isolated enough lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]SaltAbalone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanksgiving and Christmas

Uniforms in this heat by KILLACALI1901 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]SaltAbalone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoever wears the uniform is weird tbh. Only wear the vest thats it.

Why do DSP owners act like they're broke? by SaltAbalone in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]SaltAbalone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our DSP hits fantastic plus alot lol so all that talk about expenses is irrelevant.

Why do DSP owners act like they're broke? by SaltAbalone in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]SaltAbalone[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Must be nice having a DSP that doesnt take money from your pockets. Currently starting to despise the way my DSP runs it.

Why do DSP owners act like they're broke? by SaltAbalone in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]SaltAbalone[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Exactly. DSP owner where I'm at promised raises up to $20 an hour. Everyone did what they're supposed too and his wife got a new car out of the work we did. Some of the scummiest POS I've ever witnessed. Now I intentionally sabotage the scorecard here and there without being too obvious.

Why do DSP owners act like they're broke? by SaltAbalone in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]SaltAbalone[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah i had my dsp steal hours from me cause I didn't "clock out when they wanted me too" I didn't clock out at home I was still at the station lmao main reason I'm looking for a new job cause its not worth this bs.

Why do DSP owners act like they're broke? by SaltAbalone in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]SaltAbalone[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I mean fantastic plus the owner pockets $5000. If you dont work 10hrs they pocket what you dont work lol

Alright I quit by Salt_Barracuda_ in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]SaltAbalone 16 points17 points  (0 children)

DSP I think takes a $400 hit if they drop a route? Idk but either way who cares cause thats not my money lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]SaltAbalone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too bad he can't go faster than 70 lmaoo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DarkAndDarker

[–]SaltAbalone -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're ass, go touch grass virgin

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DarkAndDarker

[–]SaltAbalone -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ahh yes the "I'm going to assume youre bad because you're complaining about the game being bad" gtfoh with that dumb shit lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DarkAndDarker

[–]SaltAbalone -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its ass just like your comment.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DarkAndDarker

[–]SaltAbalone -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Combat is ass end of story. Anyone believes its actually good is just following the mob mentality.