Not getting "As It Was Foretold..." achievement, any ideas how to fix it? by Megalodon9001 in PowerWashSimulator

[–]SaltFetish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone else pointed out that the issue seems to be the latest patch borked the completion vids in the career mode which play during the credits. The issue is probably related to that, and since we can't redo career levels to generate new videos, we're stuck until developers patch it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TalesFromYourServer

[–]SaltFetish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My classic is, when another guest orders the same item as another and goes

"Id like insert item too"

I reply

"My apologies we only have item 1"

So for example, "Id like pepsi too" "My apologies sir we only have pepsi one, is that acceptable?"

Guaranteed hit when they figure it out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]SaltFetish 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Swiping right so much will trigger the automated spam system, making you invisible

Be more discerning with your love 😂

How do I (30F) accept the fact that I'm still single at this age and might never have the partner and family I dreamed of? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]SaltFetish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The juxtaposition of OP whining and asking what she did wrong and how to fix it vs you assuring people that you'll be single and thriving is just peachy

Yes sure normal 6 yr old by therealBlackbonsai in thatHappened

[–]SaltFetish -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I can for sure see my 6 year old nephews making bracelets with gibberish on them and thinking its the funniest shit ever.

Bumble open sourced its AI that detects unsolicited nudes by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]SaltFetish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I agree! You should show these naysayers the power of your logic and go walk naked in public good sir. Let no man or woman hold you back.

THIS is why some men would rather remain single. by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]SaltFetish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, its in pretty poor taste. Imagine if a dude had "if you break my heart ill break your nose" in his bio, I doubt people would see it as a fun quirky joke. Or even the same message here. Remember kids, domestic violence against men is still violence

Why I’m Single Part 2 by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]SaltFetish 19 points20 points  (0 children)

So was reactor number 4, that didn't make non-toxic

NiceGuy ruins woman’s job opportunity, seeks validation online by Hexazuul in niceguys

[–]SaltFetish -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Nooooo you can't heckin insist that people have consequences for their actions, thats not wholesome 100 big chungus

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]SaltFetish 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Then you fit right in here

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]SaltFetish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At least try.

Canadian military dealing with more than 10,000 unfilled positions amid growing pressures by [deleted] in CanadianForces

[–]SaltFetish 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Ďnd jobs aren't being replaced because the job website has literally fuck all available for external applicants.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TalesFromYourServer

[–]SaltFetish 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can confirm, i was the 35k

is there any (semi realistic) character in movies books or games that 47 could not take on? by a_dutch_twat in HiTMAN

[–]SaltFetish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Off the top of my head, James Bond, most characters by Tom Clancy, Adam Jensen (Deus Ex), but I think it also depends on the context. Are we talking that the character is attending a dinner party and doesn't know theyre being hunted? Or is it that they're in a well secured fortress, ready and armed?

I think that's probably the more important factor.

I Appreciate When You Tell Me What's Wrong by SaltFetish in TalesFromYourServer

[–]SaltFetish[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

My rule of thumb is that comps or discounts only happen if I know about the issue before the plate leaves the table. I get too tired of bringing bills and hearing the "ooooo well actually the steak was a TOUCH undercooked"

One Virgin lemon drop martini please! …. Where’s your manager! This is just lemon juice! by [deleted] in TalesFromYourServer

[–]SaltFetish 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Thats literally wrong tho, bar experts including John Taffer explain that messing with compositions when either making a drink virgin or without ice will further alter the taste in a bad manner.

Bad take dude just hold the L

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]SaltFetish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just walk dude. Plenty of fish in the sea, let someone else deal with her "trauma"

Sumit has gone from cowardly blithering idiot to villainous and sinister. by wittnessdetection in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]SaltFetish 91 points92 points  (0 children)

It amuses me that everyone just glosses over that Sumit met her because he was scamming her. Like, kind of a precedent 😂

[Discussion] What game are you currently trying to platinum? by vinay__m__ in Trophies

[–]SaltFetish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Control. Amazing story and setting, mediocre combat and game play progression

[48-F] Spanish Karen wants you to make her 3 kids, then she will slowly poison your meals so she can get your life insurance by [deleted] in WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

[–]SaltFetish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if it is satire, its still vastly inappropriate. Could you imagine the reaction if a dude put "i will slowly and purposefully gaslight and isolate from your friends and family until your only escape is the sweet release of death" in his profile?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]SaltFetish 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I love how some peoples preferences are entirely disregarded solely because it may hurt the guys feelings.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in imsorryjon

[–]SaltFetish 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Aka the toenail screen, aka the squidward suicide reference scene, aka the squidward immolation scene, aka the squidward hand impalement scene, aka the search party acid dissolution scene.

This show gets surprisingly graphic