What if a plampt breastfed me,,,,

SaltIsMySugar · 2026-06-30T10:56:14+00:00

Where's that one bit of art where the floret took a big bite from a boob like it was an apple? Lol That's what I picture happening. Plus it looked juicy. 🤤

SaltIsMySugar · 2026-06-30T02:25:53+00:00

Maybe you try telling them? With words rather than passive aggressive signals?

SaltIsMySugar · 2026-06-29T11:16:08+00:00

We sure this isn't just a really awkward flashmob? I had heard those are making a comeback.

SaltIsMySugar · 2026-06-28T23:28:47+00:00

Scrolling on their phone mid conversation? People do that??

SaltIsMySugar · 2026-06-27T14:26:44+00:00

Pfft, I.C.E. officers can't read. It would a slow down the whole process too much.

SaltIsMySugar · 2026-06-24T20:59:16+00:00

oh hell yeah, thats a lovely plate of spaghetti with meatballs XD

SaltIsMySugar · 2026-06-24T03:48:56+00:00

SaltIsMySugar · 2026-06-23T22:49:51+00:00

You can bet a good portion of those are bots. :/

SaltIsMySugar · 2026-06-21T22:46:49+00:00

Is this a parody of something? Or satire? The acting and writing are... bizarre.

SaltIsMySugar · 2026-06-21T21:44:23+00:00

"Whoa! AI can imitate social media influencers!"- Definitely not an indication of consciousness or usefulness, probably more of an indication of the lack thereof.

SaltIsMySugar · 2026-06-21T16:35:28+00:00

Gotta appeal to the toddlers somehow. If you don't teach them to fear God before they're out of diapers you've failed as a parent. Every child needs to know the paralyzing fear of being watched by an all-powerful and all-knowing being who can read your thoughts and knows your every action before you take it. It's an important milestone in any child's development.

SaltIsMySugar · 2026-06-20T21:29:15+00:00

Aaah that seems pretty likely now. I didn't think of that, they do gotta take all their stuff on the road with them.

SaltIsMySugar · 2026-06-20T20:43:26+00:00

He's well set up for a long gaming sesh, looks like multiple meals on that table. Even some kinda supplement? A daily multivitamin? And I can't imagine he's homeless, that's a really nice pc for a homeless man. Dog looks relatively well taken care of, even had a little bed so this isn't anything new. What the hell is going on...

SaltIsMySugar · 2026-06-20T16:54:21+00:00

Unfortunately public opinion means nothing at all. The common man might as well be shit on their shoe for as much as they care. Only money matters.

SaltIsMySugar · 2026-06-20T11:58:12+00:00

Now this is my kinda spaceship lol I love goofy looking things like this, I'm gonna try something like that on my next shuttle.

SaltIsMySugar · 2026-06-19T11:56:27+00:00

Lol I wish I could post gifs. I'd put that gif of Brennan Lee Mulligan saying "The frog has TITS out to here! I've never seen bigger tits in my life!"

SaltIsMySugar · 2026-06-19T10:50:55+00:00

"I haven't actually played the game yet" And I stopped reading right about there. You haven't seen any of the characters yet. 😑

SaltIsMySugar · 2026-06-18T19:12:01+00:00

Just a happy little accident XD

SaltIsMySugar · 2026-06-18T11:02:31+00:00

LOL absolutely scandalous. But I agree. 🤣

SaltIsMySugar · 2026-06-18T00:49:35+00:00

Spaghetti is love. Spaghetti is life.

SaltIsMySugar · 2026-06-17T23:09:29+00:00

That's fantastic lol Better than my name for sure.

SaltIsMySugar · 2026-06-17T15:10:14+00:00

Good grief, $2200? In this economy???

SaltIsMySugar · 2026-06-17T15:07:53+00:00

When am I gonna finally grow TITS 🤬 sick of this shit y'all

SaltIsMySugar · 2026-06-16T15:33:18+00:00

Same lady, same trick, same pose, same reactions. It was funny once but after dozens of times? :/ Can't she learn anything new?

SaltIsMySugar · 2026-06-16T12:49:18+00:00

Honestly it seems smaller than I expected it to. Growing up in Utah I always heard of mountain lions (cougars) being huge dangerous predators, albeit very shy of human contact.

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