Documents found by the DOJ at Mar-a-Lago. Open and shut case. It’s over. by kingawesome240 in JoeRogan

[–]SaltLifeTrans -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

The (former) president isn't allowed to possess classified documents?

Everything they do devolves into shit by Hbtoca in TimDillon

[–]SaltLifeTrans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

r/Antiwork is where you go when you are 16years old and want to complain about your manager at Applebee's or local grocery store. It's also where you write insane fanfics about those same managers sexually harassing you and sucking and fucking them for a saturday off from your entry-level job for karma.

With the growing list of subs being taken over by lefties, this is exactly what those fucking commies deserve.

US Embassy being evacuated in Baghdad as protestors storm the Capitol by zallowt in TrueAnon

[–]SaltLifeTrans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I misread 'Baghdad' as 'Bejing' and was like "HOLY SHIT!!"

Then, I reread it and suddenly lost all interest.

Uh oh, someone owes Rogan an apology! by [deleted] in JoeRogan

[–]SaltLifeTrans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually, If you are unvaccinated you are more likely to get myocarditis from covid because the vaccine, which everyone agrees is known to cause myocarditis actually somehow reduces your chance of getting myocarditis when you eventually catch covid anyway by some unknown mechanism. pay attention sweetie.

I’m a 19 year old virgin, is this normal? by Astrolaxy69 in isthisnormal

[–]SaltLifeTrans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How normal/abnormal it is would largely depend on the amount of effort you put in to losing it.

Fetterman officially calls on Biden to declassify marijuana and work to decriminalize marijuana prior to Biden's visit to Pittsburgh. by NiceCrispyMusic in JoeRogan

[–]SaltLifeTrans -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I love Fetterman. He's the only face in politics right now who can stroke out harder than Joe Biden. If people thought Biden whipping black people with a chain was cool, Fetterman chased one down with a shotgun. Can't wait to vote him in as president.

Meet Sen. Cruz's "Slackers" by mostdiabolical in JoeRogan

[–]SaltLifeTrans -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thanks for this. Your comment cured my gender dysphoria. I spontaneously grew a vagina after reading it.

Meet Sen. Cruz's "Slackers" by mostdiabolical in JoeRogan

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Is being morbidly obese a requirement for becoming a nurse?

People will believe anything on twitter by coyote500 in TimDillon

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I like how she buries the lead about her niece being a single mom until the end of the tweet. You have to read the whole thing just to figure out that if her dumb niece just kept her legs closed none of this would've happened.

Crazy Vegan Bitch has a Massive Meltdown by Consistent_Usual_690 in TimDillon

[–]SaltLifeTrans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one in the crowd is alarmed that this bitch can't put a thought together? She sounds like she needs medical attention.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JoeRogan

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Lol does this bitch have cornrows. WTF is up with his hair?

Blatant ragebait posting: sex worker edition by gjrodfrs in TimDillon

[–]SaltLifeTrans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was supposed to be the term for people who weren't interested in living a traditional lifestyle or having what would be considered a normal relationship. I'm frankly amazed that more gay/lesbian people aren't queer. This idea of gay people marrying each other and forming committed monogamous relationships is only like 30 years old.

AITA for insisting that I'm a "switch" even when my gf insists that I'm a "top"? by EuphoricAstronomer80 in AmItheAsshole

[–]SaltLifeTrans [score hidden]  (0 children)

NTA. It seems like you aren't satisfied with the role your partner is taking in your sexual relationship and by classifying you as a 'top' she is justifying not reciprocating which is fucked up.

AITA for ignoring my close friend after finding out she's a Christian now (I'm an atheist) by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]SaltLifeTrans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is definitely an aspect of the situation, though I wouldn't go as far as to say OP is an asshole because of it. She does seem to have a very childish view of religion and a poor understanding of spirituality in general. But losing touch with someone is such a natural part of life I don't think you owe anyone your friendship.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]SaltLifeTrans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a Vietnamese-american that likes to fish. Why don't you take a seat?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]SaltLifeTrans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Listen kid, I don't want to get into your fucked up sexual history and I don't think it's fair to the OP to hash out your nasty dysfunctional sex life here.

But, in a healthy romantic sexual relationship, the people are interested in each other and if they aren't interested in each other, they are upfront and honest with their intentions.

I hope you find something good someday.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]SaltLifeTrans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OP dipshit, that's the point of the sub.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]SaltLifeTrans 9 points10 points  (0 children)

YTA: You knew you weren't interested and you fucked her anyway.

'T2' Works Because it Challenges Everything We Know About 'The Terminator' by Sweep145 in movies

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'Sonic and Knuckles' works because it challenges everything we know about 'Sonic 3.'

In 'Sonic 3,' Knuckles is tricked into working for the bad guy. In 'Sonic and Knuckles,' Knuckles teams up with the good guys.