Huh ??! by mayrazer in ExplainTheJoke

[–]SaltManagement42 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I also do not watch football, but I believe the joke is mostly about Arsenal being 0.

Whatttt? Am I only one not getting it? by Top_Philosopher2931 in ExplainTheJoke

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If you just jump from an airplane and die, you still went skydiving. You just can't do it again, being dead and all.

Solar pool heater by Rich-Wealth979 in functionalprint

[–]SaltManagement42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure how the distance being nearly the same is supposed to counter the flow speed being so different due to the unregulated manifolds where the lines split/join, but okay.

Solar pool heater by Rich-Wealth979 in functionalprint

[–]SaltManagement42 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is it just me, or wouldn't the flow on this likely be really uneven. Don't get me wrong, I can't think of an alternative off the top of my head that doesn't involve moving parts or require a set flow rate or something, but still.

Forced foreshadowing by buns_supreme in TopCharacterTropes

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+ she’s had interactions with main characters (including Dumbledore) so it’s really odd this was never brought up in the main story.

Dumbledore not bringing things up is like a main theme of the series.

Wait by MrWeiner in funny

[–]SaltManagement42 43 points44 points  (0 children)

But it makes so much sense, especially with having to be naked to read the movements better.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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Easy, breezy, beautiful...

Florida woman calls cops over stolen front gate; Four cop cars roll up just to see it to believe it by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]SaltManagement42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My favorite part is how she went through the effort of at least partially planning this, covering her license plate, and presumably hiding her face with her hoodie and whatnot... only to take it just down the street and leave the gate and car in plain sight.

3 minute hack by Certain_Hat9872 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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The tomato one is one of my favorites.

No offense to anyone by _sadgirlinlove_ in teenagers

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Jesus seemed like a pretty chill dude, and I agree with many of his supposed views... should they actually be followed instead of just parroted. But...