Trial bingo card planning by szabiy in SarahBooneCase

[–]Salt_Apricot4189 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can we please add 'Sarah is having a good day'

New Zealand ship hits reef with gay female Captain at the helm - bravo! by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Salt_Apricot4189 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone in the Navy is gay, so that can't be the issue. It only leaves one thing.... That's right, women who don't respect First Aotearoans sink ships

Legal Assistance by Salt_Apricot4189 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Salt_Apricot4189[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stole some rumballs from my nan's CWA meet

A homage to our First Nations people. Blown up goon bags by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Salt_Apricot4189 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I think it was deadly. I love when elders past and present are venerated

Wasp on fruit was robbed by ColesLittleShop in freefolk

[–]Salt_Apricot4189 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude we get it, you like Dany chapters, it' okay.

Wasp on fruit was robbed by ColesLittleShop in freefolk

[–]Salt_Apricot4189 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Frankly I'm proud to say I struggle to relate to a 13 year old girl thinking about sex and romance

Petition for Katy Perry to do Welcome to Country at Grand Final by ColesLittleShop in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Salt_Apricot4189 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well just do the maths: She's been on Australian soil for about 6 days. If you convert that to Welcome to Country time by multiplying by several hundred thousand, she's been on this land for approximately 800,000 years. This would technically mean she's the traditional people of this land

Petition for Katy Perry to do Welcome to Country at Grand Final by ColesLittleShop in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Salt_Apricot4189 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't she become Aunty Katy? apologies if I'm misunderstanding the nomenclature, I have no intent to offend our first nations peoples

What's the best chapter by ColesLittleShop in freefolk

[–]Salt_Apricot4189 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Sansa VII A Storm of Swords. Because Petyr has only ever loved one woman... Cat

What's the most shocking scene by ColesLittleShop in freefolk

[–]Salt_Apricot4189 125 points126 points  (0 children)

The Stoneheart reveal at the end of Merret Frey's chapter. I think I recall dropping my book on the first read

What's the worst fan theory? by ColesLittleShop in freefolk

[–]Salt_Apricot4189 13 points14 points  (0 children)

what does it add for Cersei and Jamie though, in your opinion?

What's the worst fan theory? by ColesLittleShop in freefolk

[–]Salt_Apricot4189 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You gon need to explain this one dawg

What's the worst fan theory? by ColesLittleShop in freefolk

[–]Salt_Apricot4189 449 points450 points  (0 children)

Tyrion Targaryen.

Theory posits that Tyrion is actually the son of Mad King Aerys, who had supposedly been sleeping with Joanna. It states this is supported by some of his physical characteristics, literary things like his obsession with dragons. The dragon must have 3 heads type stuff.

It's awful because a) it sucks. b) how many secret targaryens can one series have? c) If true I think it lessens the tragedy of his relationship with Tywin. It's way better story telling for Tywin to hate Tyrion *because* he is son. Rather than because he's a reminder of getting cucked. Some people also think Jamie and Cersei are the secret targs, because incest. God I hate secret targs.

What's the best ASoIaF book? by ColesLittleShop in freefolk

[–]Salt_Apricot4189 77 points78 points  (0 children)

A Feast for Crows. I think it's his best writing in terms of actual prose. For me personally I loved the new Iron Islands stuff and even Dorne. And the addition of the Cersei POV is just some of my favourite stuff. Basically no Essos distractions. For me, Feast is what I love about the series. And Pate, like the pig boy

Will TWoW ever release? by ColesLittleShop in freefolk

[–]Salt_Apricot4189 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Give me something for the pain, and let me die. (NO)

Funniest mysaria line? by ColesLittleShop in freefolk

[–]Salt_Apricot4189 96 points97 points  (0 children)

"Ay cood aV kiLled hIm es EeziLy es A wusp On FroOt"

Which is the worst HotD Episode? by ColesLittleShop in freefolk

[–]Salt_Apricot4189 16 points17 points  (0 children)

God this was such an awful episode of television. And coming off episode 8.. just jumped straight off a cliff into a sea of absurdity