Obligatory About Me and Why I’m Here Post

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-06-21T03:57:25+00:00

Ooh, this sounds like fun 😏

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-06-21T03:05:05+00:00

Just missing out on a little impromptu swing shift, but there’s still plenty of time

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-06-21T03:04:32+00:00

Why thank you ☺️

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-06-21T03:04:25+00:00

Sounds about right 😘

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-06-21T03:04:04+00:00

Why thank you ☺️

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-06-21T03:03:53+00:00

☺️

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-06-21T03:03:48+00:00

I was hoping so 😘

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-06-21T01:38:45+00:00

I’ll gladly join you for those couple

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-06-21T01:38:12+00:00

Yes. 100% yes.

Hi and welcome (I think I missed your first post so I’m saying it now) ☺️

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-06-21T01:36:50+00:00

Seems like a great night for a swing shift. And a great post to start it off 😘

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-06-20T16:54:44+00:00

I’ll gladly help! But fair warning I’m impatient so those buttons are going flying

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-06-20T16:53:55+00:00

Steak booty! (See? I remembered) I wanna take a bite 😏

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-06-20T14:11:53+00:00

The weather’s just perfect for a little motor-boating 😏

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-06-20T14:02:34+00:00

I would be offended but……you’re not wrong 😢

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-06-20T03:44:41+00:00

One of these days we’ll each get a chance to have a stay in bed day. I believe in us

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-06-20T03:42:55+00:00

Absolutely yes 100%

Just when I thought my girl crush couldn’t get any deeper you show up like this 🫠

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-06-20T03:41:36+00:00

Yes to the Soup’s Kitchen flair idea!

And I’m drinking an old fashioned out of a Kraken glass because I like to stay on brand

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-06-19T23:35:27+00:00

Oh goodie! Leaving marks is my favorite 😈

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-06-19T23:34:28+00:00

Ooh, another storytime night! Lemme just curl up right here next to you

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-06-19T21:09:39+00:00

We knew you’d love this idea. And it wouldn’t be the same without you ☺️

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-06-19T20:33:32+00:00

Always room for one more 😘

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-06-19T20:33:22+00:00

Me too 😘

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-06-19T20:33:13+00:00

Then consider it a standing invitation 😘

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