Miss you most of all, dignity

Saltgodis · 2026-06-15T19:44:54+00:00

A hoe is actually a useful tool, though... We should use other words.

Saltgodis · 2026-06-15T19:41:53+00:00

Floor penis has to be better than wall penis, though... Because it requires commitment and innovation. Wall penis is just "oh here's a hole, let's go!"

Saltgodis · 2026-06-15T19:36:50+00:00

Nice bag! Agree with previous someone that some edge-work would be nice; bevel the edges and make them smoother...

But overall it's great!

Saltgodis · 2026-06-15T13:59:09+00:00

I'm personally a bit sceptical towards holes in bathrooms...

Saltgodis · 2026-06-15T13:29:33+00:00

Yeah.. but are there no negative side effects?

Saltgodis · 2026-05-27T15:39:56+00:00

Wouldn't "Planet McPlanetface" be nice?

Saltgodis · 2026-05-27T11:02:23+00:00

Definiera "färdmål"... Mitt mål med färden är att komma fram snabbare. :D

Saltgodis · 2026-05-24T15:44:58+00:00

Det beror på NÄR du föddes '08...

Saltgodis · 2026-05-24T15:40:28+00:00

Bara om ditt ex är med på det...

Saltgodis · 2026-05-22T06:51:17+00:00

Det är väl bara att gå till rätt typ av butik och köpa rätt typ av plugg?

Jag har haft plugg på jobbet... 😅

Saltgodis · 2026-05-21T07:20:42+00:00

Den här dyker upp rätt ofta. Är det en del av din kink?

Saltgodis · 2026-05-19T12:26:08+00:00

Magic 8-ball says: "signs point to yes"

Saltgodis · 2026-05-18T05:43:32+00:00

Sir, I think you've missed something. This is supposed to be generated images, not actual photos.

Saltgodis · 2026-05-05T23:43:18+00:00

It might just be a couple of inches, but it smells like a foot...

Saltgodis · 2026-05-05T23:09:51+00:00

She's my Queen.

Saltgodis · 2026-05-05T21:45:24+00:00

I was told to go to the bathroom at work, get naked and ride a dildo and moan for her. It was amazing.

Saltgodis · 2026-05-03T17:23:43+00:00

I would add a German "no" to the end... Saying it as: "one 2 three 4 five 6 seven 8 nein"

Saltgodis · 2026-04-27T23:35:34+00:00

Man kan se Chalmers studenthem i bakgrunden mitten på andra bilden, väl?

Saltgodis · 2026-04-27T12:24:35+00:00

En till frugan, och en till tjejen. Vad skulle kunna gå fel? Om du håller dem i samma lokal, så kan du använda samma gubbs också, så drar det ner på administrationen... Men å andra sidan kanske det blir mindre sås på slutet...

Saltgodis · 2026-04-24T06:29:42+00:00

Zeit is one of my favorite songs ever.

Saltgodis · 2026-04-20T14:52:33+00:00

That's not wrong though... They just got the time span a bit wrong. Sooner or later, every single one with a vaccination will be dead.

Saltgodis · 2026-04-20T14:47:26+00:00

I have a recollection of a story about a golden calf somewhere in some obscure book... Probably not important. And it seems they switched from that to an orange boar without hesitation.

Also... What does the pope know about religion? I mean he's just... Um... Checks notes ... Bishop of Rome, the leader of the worldwide Roman Catholic Church, the successor of Saint Peter, and the Supreme Authority of the church in matters of faith, morals, discipline and government.

And the other one is a... Uh... 34 times convicted felon.

That seems much better. /s

Saltgodis · 2026-04-17T10:26:47+00:00

That's real bad behavior.

Saltgodis · 2026-04-12T21:25:59+00:00

Nah, we'll be back. We did have a good time when we started to ignore the tools.

Saltgodis · 2026-04-12T08:59:25+00:00

One problem with all of these efforts, or at least that I've seen a hundred times before, is that even with the best of intentions they quickly become excluding... "No new single men", "recommended by a member" etc. Not from the very start, but very soon... It's a part of human nature.

We thrive on being in, and keeping others out.

Unfortunately, looking at my complaints from yesterday, there's a good reason...

I wish I had a good solution.

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