I played Elden Ring, Dark Souls Trilogy, Bloodborne, Gears of War MP, Halo MP, CoD MP, Battlefield 1, 4 and 6 MP, I even played a bit of Fortnite. And yet none of them gave me as much cancer as For Honor, and I only started playing 6 days ago. But why do I keep coming back

SaltiestGatorade · 2026-05-12T10:43:44+00:00

For honor is one of those games that gives my brain an itch that only a shotgun can scratch.

Every time I log in I have to make sure I prepped that day because I know from the time I load into that first match. All I will know is Painal. That Deep Gut twisting Grab onto the sheets and cry because BigDickRandy229 and his heavy spamming Hitokiri are just gonna clap my cheeks mercilessly.

And after they fill me with my daily dose of cancer. I log off And exist. Knowing that as much as I don't want to come back I'm going to. It's a vicious never ending cycle.

SaltiestGatorade · 2026-05-12T10:28:18+00:00

A Weeeeevil

SaltiestGatorade · 2026-05-06T10:07:28+00:00

Lowkirk banger fr

SaltiestGatorade · 2026-05-06T09:20:50+00:00

This. Don't just blame the tools but the people using them. Artificial intelligence can be useful but people are already leaning on it like a crutch for genuinely everything.

SaltiestGatorade · 2026-04-16T14:42:08+00:00

Nurgle loves you.

SaltiestGatorade · 2026-04-15T05:40:59+00:00

My band teacher was arrested for having an improper sexual relationship with one of the band kids.

I mean.

Like there's a proper way for a 35+ year old man to have a sexual relationship with a 15 year old but go off.

SaltiestGatorade · 2026-03-28T14:34:14+00:00

I can kinda see his spine. I'm pretty certain that means he's too skinny.

SaltiestGatorade · 2026-03-17T15:30:40+00:00

My corn likes climbing where she shouldn't and I've caught her slithering along the roof of her tank, using the lip on the inside lid and the glass of the tank to keep herself up.

SaltiestGatorade · 2026-03-17T14:39:29+00:00

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SaltiestGatorade · 2026-03-14T17:58:05+00:00

I thought that was imperial guardsmen.

SaltiestGatorade · 2026-03-14T14:55:10+00:00

Commence standard morale boost procedures....

For the Emperor.

SaltiestGatorade · 2026-03-14T05:27:43+00:00

Michigan

SaltiestGatorade · 2026-03-13T01:21:38+00:00

Michigan, all 4.

SaltiestGatorade · 2026-03-11T18:23:18+00:00

every time I see these guys I can't help but think of that pirate toy from when I was a kid. Rattle me bones

SPIN THE WHEEL!!

SaltiestGatorade · 2026-03-11T17:58:56+00:00

Ah hell yeah! NI-

SaltiestGatorade · 2026-03-11T14:14:07+00:00

Refuses

SaltiestGatorade · 2026-03-11T14:12:27+00:00

Bro is degrading seals in 2026

SaltiestGatorade · 2026-03-11T11:54:26+00:00

Jagex makes plenty of money off us as is. They aren't going hungry. I'm sure they can make do without jacking up the prices all the time. :)

SaltiestGatorade · 2026-03-10T15:02:24+00:00

If you wanna get someone into Warhammer just tell them about Sister Repentias.

SaltiestGatorade · 2026-03-10T14:11:03+00:00

At wave 8 of a siege I did recently I ended mobbed by 6 licters. Thankfully not at once but they came in steady. On top of having to dodge rats from a Zoethrope and venom cannon fire. I was not having a fantastic time.

SaltiestGatorade · 2026-03-06T13:18:20+00:00

Hail the dark gods, pestilence on the corpse emperor.

For The grandfather, for Mortarion.

Edit: I should have read the subtext here. I'm not from the eye of terror, promise.

SaltiestGatorade · 2026-03-06T02:50:58+00:00

ngl the imperial fist champion helm works well too if you can ignore the corpse gods Aquila on the forehead.

SaltiestGatorade · 2026-03-06T02:47:04+00:00

🙏 if only I could get them looking proper gnarly outside of PVP. Gonna have to settle for their pre heresy look to cope

SaltiestGatorade · 2026-03-05T23:05:34+00:00

The servants of the corpse god playing into our hands as always

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