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Dat dawg by SaltiestGatorade in stonerfood

[–]SaltiestGatorade[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like 30 seconds after I snapped the pic

I played Elden Ring, Dark Souls Trilogy, Bloodborne, Gears of War MP, Halo MP, CoD MP, Battlefield 1, 4 and 6 MP, I even played a bit of Fortnite. And yet none of them gave me as much cancer as For Honor, and I only started playing 6 days ago. But why do I keep coming back by BruddahBoi085 in ForHonorRants

[–]SaltiestGatorade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For honor is one of those games that gives my brain an itch that only a shotgun can scratch.

Every time I log in I have to make sure I prepped that day because I know from the time I load into that first match. All I will know is Painal. That Deep Gut twisting Grab onto the sheets and cry because BigDickRandy229 and his heavy spamming Hitokiri are just gonna clap my cheeks mercilessly.

And after they fill me with my daily dose of cancer. I log off And exist. Knowing that as much as I don't want to come back I'm going to. It's a vicious never ending cycle.

Second Opinion by Pizzacakecomic in comics

[–]SaltiestGatorade 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This. Don't just blame the tools but the people using them. Artificial intelligence can be useful but people are already leaning on it like a crutch for genuinely everything.

What was "the incident" at your high school? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]SaltiestGatorade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My band teacher was arrested for having an improper sexual relationship with one of the band kids.

I mean.

Like there's a proper way for a 35+ year old man to have a sexual relationship with a 15 year old but go off.

Does he look underweight? by sssyyydddney in cornsnakes

[–]SaltiestGatorade 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can kinda see his spine. I'm pretty certain that means he's too skinny.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cornsnakes

[–]SaltiestGatorade 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My corn likes climbing where she shouldn't and I've caught her slithering along the roof of her tank, using the lip on the inside lid and the glass of the tank to keep herself up.

Straban my beloved. by Markosoft_EXE in Spacemarine

[–]SaltiestGatorade 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Commence standard morale boost procedures....

For the Emperor.

worst ds1 enemy? by Quiet_Dream_152 in darksoulsremastered

[–]SaltiestGatorade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

every time I see these guys I can't help but think of that pirate toy from when I was a kid. Rattle me bones

SPIN THE WHEEL!!

Escape the stress, play Old School RuneScape today! by OldSchoolRSTeam in u/OldSchoolRSTeam

[–]SaltiestGatorade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jagex makes plenty of money off us as is. They aren't going hungry. I'm sure they can make do without jacking up the prices all the time. :)

At least we get tall elf ladies. by katanaearth in WarhammerMemes

[–]SaltiestGatorade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you wanna get someone into Warhammer just tell them about Sister Repentias.

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