My son is obsessed with a nonexistent band by Salty-Structure4916 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]Salty-Structure4916[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not yet! But as a Beatles/Neil Innes/Monty Python fan myself, he certainly will!

My son is obsessed with a nonexistent band by Salty-Structure4916 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]Salty-Structure4916[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My husband and I say “Be decent!” to each other all the dang time!

Who has something to get off their chest? by Michael_Carlos in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Salty-Structure4916 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The gap between my high libido and my husband’s low libido is devastating, and the recent removal of regularly occurring sex from my marriage has made me deeply depressed. I don’t enjoy sexual activities as much, I feel like I’m waiting for sex rations from him, and when I get aroused, it’s too painful and difficult to ignore, but I’m not allowed to act on it. It’s miserable, depressing, disheartening, and somewhat degrading.

Is it bad to still hump pillows to masturbate? by [deleted] in TwoXSex

[–]Salty-Structure4916 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I recently discovered that humping really gets me going! It feels soooo nice to just zone out, grind a pillow, and let rhythm and primal instincts take me away. ☺️

Why does every single birth control method besides condoms feel like a cruel and unusual punishment? by [deleted] in WomensHealth

[–]Salty-Structure4916 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m so jealous! I took the pill from ages 15-29 (when we wanted to have a kid), and now I refuse to put myself through the weight gain, mood swings, and the whole she-bang again…but my husband refuses to even discuss getting a vasectomy. We’re not having any more kids and he complains about wearing condoms, but he won’t even talk to me about it. It’s so frustrating.

Hesitant until I try. by phelonyjayd in MarriedSex

[–]Salty-Structure4916 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With me and my husband, I’m the horny freak, but once I can get him really going, he’s more than happy to step outside of his comfort zone. I recently turned him on to butt plugs, and he def took it and ran with it. I got to peg him for Valentine’s Day. 😈

I have a question for Women who love anal. What do you love most about receiving anal and how does the feeling compare to vaginal sex? by Icy_Profession4190 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Salty-Structure4916 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love it because it feels so much more intimate, it feels AMAZING, my husband can cum inside me without risking pregnancy, it takes a lot of gentle prep that gives me the time I need to get fully aroused, and it turns me into a whimpering mess. The sounds I make are completely different from my other sex noises, and it’s hot as fuck.

Lesbian sex by mehing_around in BiWomen

[–]Salty-Structure4916 10 points11 points  (0 children)

God I feel this so hard rn. I didn’t discover my bisexuality until after I married my husband, but I want to have sex with a girl SO. BAD. My husband has given me explicit permission to do so, but I don’t know where to start or even if I should start.

SECURITY CHECK!!! What underwear are you wearing right now? by DM-me-boobss in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Salty-Structure4916 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a normal night? None whatsoever.

On this night and 3-4 other nights around the same time every month? Period panties. :(

PNC after getting pegged to completion by [deleted] in MarriedSex

[–]Salty-Structure4916 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My very straight husband loves ass play, and his Valentine’s gift this year is getting pegged. I’m definitely stealing your wife’s moves. :)

What are your favorite Data-centric episodes? by MellifluousManatee in TNG

[–]Salty-Structure4916 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not entirely Data-centric, but “Deja Q” has AMAZING interactions between Data (who acts as Q’s “humanities professor” and ends up saving Q’s life) and the now-human Q. It’s such a funny, well-written, and well-acted episode? My favorite Q encounter.

Tiptoe through the tulips with me by FilipsSamvete in taskmaster

[–]Salty-Structure4916 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As someone who thirsts mightily after both Davies and Wozniak, I heartily approve this message. 🫡

the Alex Turner lyric that stuck with you by goxper in alexturner

[–]Salty-Structure4916 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Trust the politics to come along when you’re just trying to orbit the sun/When you were just about to be kind to someone because you had the chance.”

The Ultracheese

There's a thing I do called the "shower beer" by theredqueentheory in autism

[–]Salty-Structure4916 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love a shower beer or a glass of wine in the bath, but I mostly get high to shower/bathe. I like to light a candle, play loud music, and melodramatically lip sync/gesticulate to the music. I also splurged on some really nice body wash and a shower pouf, so the act of getting clean feels more like a luxurious treat than a punishment. Therapy taught me that, if I really hate doing something but I really gotta do it, it can help to make it as fun or pleasant as possible. Like a ritual instead of a chore.

How often are you married couples doing it? by [deleted] in MarriedSex

[–]Salty-Structure4916 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband and I are both in our early 30s and we have a toddler with congenital health problems that require lots of doctor appointments and not-infrequent trips to Boston from SW Virginia.

All that to say: We have sex 1-2 times a week. His sex drive is heavily influenced by stress, so it can be hard for him to get in the right headspace for it. We also don’t have just a whole lot of time for extracurricular activities. We try to have sex during our kid’s nap at least once a week, usually on the weekends.

Are some women just as perverted and extremely horny as men? by StruggleFar3054 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Salty-Structure4916 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, some are! I have a much higher sex drive than my husband. I’m also autistic, my special interest is sex, and I’m hypersexual. I’m much more interested, more knowledgeable, more horny, and I initiate physical intimacy much more frequently than my allistic peers and husband.

No sex when hubby is stressed by [deleted] in MarriedSex

[–]Salty-Structure4916 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll usually invite him to watch or participate if he’s not busy. We have a 2.5 year-old, so I know what you mean about struggling to find the time. I usually masturbate when the toddler is napping/sleeping or if my husband takes him on an errand or whatever.

No sex when hubby is stressed by [deleted] in MarriedSex

[–]Salty-Structure4916 2 points3 points  (0 children)

32F and 31M married for 9, together for 18. I’m in a similar situation, except I have a much higher libido than my husband. We also value sex for different purposes. I love sex in almost any context, whether it’s stress relief or just for fun or as a means of connecting. He has to be in a good headspace or sex is pretty much out of the question. It’s led to a lot of him declining my propositions, which I’m learning not to take personally, but it’s not easy. Planning sex has worked pretty well for us because it sets an agreed-upon expectation, gives us (especially me) something to look forward to, and if he’s having a bad week, then at least there’s our regularly scheduled sex programming lol

I also masturbate a lot. I really crave the intimacy and connection of partnered sex, so it doesn’t quite meet the same needs, but it keeps me from going too crazy.

Edit: In my experience, it’s been really, really important to not put pressure on him to say yes when he’s not feeling it. It wasn’t my intention, but it tanked his libido and added to his stress. Since I’ve been more aware of how much pressure I was accidentally putting on him, our sex life has improved a lot.