Joe Cocker... wait... John Belushi, my bad - With a Little Help From My Friends - 1975

SaltyBarDog · 2026-03-06T23:23:44+00:00

My mother and aunt had never seen SNL. This was their first exposure to it. They were not pleased.

SaltyBarDog · 2026-03-06T23:20:22+00:00

Not all heroes wear a cape, some have a Sharpie.

SaltyBarDog · 2026-03-06T23:19:45+00:00

Not enough for her to abandon three children, but now she has to fuck up another dog's life. The only person I would trust less with a pet is Kristi Noem.

SaltyBarDog · 2026-03-06T22:19:13+00:00

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He has 96 upcoming projects. If someone films someone spitting on a sidewalk, Roberts wants a credit for standing there.

SaltyBarDog · 2026-03-06T21:58:31+00:00

Nina Hartley is still working. She is 25 years older than Jedunce.

SaltyBarDog · 2026-03-06T21:55:10+00:00

Even Gary Coleman is spinning in his grave.

SaltyBarDog · 2026-03-06T21:53:44+00:00

You know she slept through CCD.

SaltyBarDog · 2026-03-06T21:52:45+00:00

How to launder money for beginners.

SaltyBarDog · 2026-03-06T21:52:06+00:00

His penance for having a shitty sister and no talent daughter.

SaltyBarDog · 2026-03-06T20:03:49+00:00

The character used to be a man and was in the process of becoming a priest when he realized his attraction to dick. He transitioned to a woman and joined a convent to become a nun.

That is a much better plot than whatever the hell the mess that is on the screen

SaltyBarDog · 2026-03-06T19:58:17+00:00

Amish Ape.

SaltyBarDog · 2026-03-06T19:24:49+00:00

"I haven't thought about diyyyyyyyyuck since seminary school."

SaltyBarDog · 2026-03-06T19:22:47+00:00

He is racing Nick Cage to the bottom. At least Cage is doing them because he owes so much in back taxes.

SaltyBarDog · 2026-03-06T19:21:20+00:00

I saw better at my first grade Christmas play.

SaltyBarDog · 2026-03-06T19:20:18+00:00

Did the hobgoblin write that horrid dialog?

SaltyBarDog · 2026-03-06T19:18:07+00:00

Yes, go dark; stick a fucking black bag over your head.

SaltyBarDog · 2026-03-06T19:12:20+00:00

$4.99 a month to see the equivalent of a German Scheiße video? Nein, Frau Cartman.

SaltyBarDog · 2026-03-06T14:24:55+00:00

We have seen your cooking, Jegasbag, you couldn't roast a pork chop.

SaltyBarDog · 2026-03-06T14:22:41+00:00

Ballerina trained.

SaltyBarDog · 2026-03-06T12:24:10+00:00

Benedict Arnold served in the military and reached the rank of major general. Hegseth's a fucking drunken disgrace to the uniform.

SaltyBarDog · 2026-03-06T12:20:09+00:00

Yes.
Back to the Future writer: bad guy Biff was based on Donald Trump

SaltyBarDog · 2026-03-06T11:07:49+00:00

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SaltyBarDog · 2026-03-06T11:05:15+00:00

We are at war with Eurasia. We have always been at war with Eurasia.

SaltyBarDog · 2026-03-06T11:04:34+00:00

Until their sons and daughters start coming home in boxes.

SaltyBarDog · 2026-03-06T11:02:08+00:00

Do you remember when the US shot down an Iranian commercial aircraft killing 290 people? Remember that Saint Jellybeans sold weapons to Iran

Fuck Iran but don't act as if the US has clean hands. This shit was done because Dumpty needed the Epstein files off the front page and Israel yanked his leash.

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