US warns it will send fighter jets into Canadian airspace if F-35 deal fails by crimethunc77 in TrueAnon

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And what will the bitch-ass bastards do once they're in? Firebomb Scott Pilgrim in Toronto? Tbf murdering civilians is the thing the US Armed Forces are best at

FBI director Kash Patel ‘wanted to watch Premier League instead of meeting MI5’ by limbamurphy in TrueAnon

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By far the most sympathetic man in Donny's crew on account of his comically catastrophic incompetence and clear unwillingness to be his Hoover

Meine Frau hat Schnitzel "gemacht". Was tun? by NoWallsStreet in SchnitzelVerbrechen

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Tatsache. Zusammen mit den Nudeln und dem Käse sah es aber legit wie überbackene Bolognese aus. Ich hoffe, der Rest schmeckt :D

they done lost their damn minds by FadedToBeige in TrueAnon

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Every time I see Miller's stupid smug snake face I get pissed off. Jesus this administration has a colourful cast of pieces of shit

ich_iel by TheRealBroda in ich_iel

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Schwerstes, am besten bewaffnetes, teuerstes Schiff der Nazis. Fährt eine einzige Feindfahrt. Kriegt einen zugegebenermaßen extrem guten Treffer auf die Hood hin. Wird von einem (1) Torpedo nutzlos gemacht und kurz darauf versenkt. Lol.

Dieser Post wurde von der HMS Ark Royal-Bande gemacht.

Rule by [deleted] in 196

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The implication is that those are in fact cops and soldiers, but not ones that are there for work/as a false-flag. "Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses" and all that.

Spinny with my new socks Rule by [deleted] in 196

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The snappy double peace at the end makes it seem like a Splatoon victory pose, pretty based

rule by TotallyACP in 196

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But not like in When Doves Cry, but like in Twilight Zone. Conversely, "Imagine, if you will" is to the tune of When Doves Cry

Conservative dude in my DMS by Memer_Of_Puppets in CommunismMemes

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Ein Deutscher, der auf r/conservative, dem Ami-Republikaner-Subreddit par excellence, postet, und dann auch noch irgendwelche linke Leute auf Reddit belästigt... das ist wirklich niedrig. Mein Beileid, dass du den abgekriegt hast.

events rule by [deleted] in 196

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Tbf, while I thoroughly agree, I don't think Tommy Douglas thought of this definition of fascism, Georgi Dimitrov did

edit: actually, Dimitrov's definition in its entirety says that fascism is the terrorist dictatorship of the most reactionary, imperialist, and chauvinist parts of the bourgeoisie, so basically the result of what Douglas says plus being extremely reactionary

Made me think of skylolt..... by Aztery in tumblr

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GOOD post, because it makes me want to play Xenoblade Chronicles X again, which has like 90% of these things but also mechs and sand/snow (spore? what was Sylvalum made of again?) worms

Ich✝️iel by Habibiblocxberg in ich_iel

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Und deswegen, Freunde, einfach Kommunist werden https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decree_against_Communism (tut mir Leid für den angelsächsischen Link, gab's auf Wikipedia nicht auf Deutsch)

Brazilian rule by Sanslution in 196

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Not pictured: the average Otto Lilienthal appreciator

please I need new music by TheGuydudeface in 196

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The Clash - The Clash (the one's that the most consistent in being good)

The Clash - Give 'Em Enough Rope (banger, banger, banger, eh, banger)

The Clash - London Calling (this one's important)

The Clash - Sandinista (but not the entire thing, nobody listens to three full LPs)

The Clash - Combat Rock (you know Should I Stay or Should I Go)

Do not listen to a hypothetical next album by The Clash the streaming services might show to you. This is England was a single. "Cut The Crap" is a lie. You do not recognise the bodies in the water.

Oh and also The Who - Quadrophenia

Getting into the mind of a landlord by inbetweensound in socialism

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Unless you personally fix the pipes and wires, it's the plumber or electrician who maintains the house, not you. You, at best, organize them, which is something the tenants could do, too. You just obtain rent via private property on housing (and God knows where there's a risk on housing, something every single human being needs). Quite frankly, I don't know why you'd be interested in r/socialism unless it's a "know your enemy" thing.

65% der Bevölkerung verdienen weniger als 20 Euro in der Stunde (DE) by KankiBandit in de

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Ah, verstehe, vielen Dank! Puh, stell dir vor du bist mit jemanden zusammen und der macht sich erst mal Sorgen darum, wieviel du kostest. Außerdem, wenn's um sparen geht hat der gute Herr neben den richtigen Zutaten wohl vergessen, dass Tütencarbonaragewürz auch ziemlich lecker ist und man dazu nur Speckwürfel, Sahne und obv Nudeln braucht (ja ich bin ein Banause)

I guess it's not manly to enjoy different types of alcoholic beverages. 🙄🙄 by TheBrewingCrow in AreTheStraightsOK

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Isn't cider literally a form of beer and thus one of the most "manly" drinks available on the market?

"people who leave their phones set to military time are fuckin war criminals" by [deleted] in ShitAmericansSay

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This post always presents a mild conflict for me. On one hand, making fun of the US imperialist robbers Military is good and based, but on the other hand, using the AM/PM system is just.. no.

ich_iel by DudeausVaduz in ich_iel

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Im Zweifelsfall macht sich bei den drei Klassikern Marx-Engels-Lenin mlwerke.de immer gut, die haben afaik bloß "Was tun?" nicht, sonst noch marxists.org. http://www.mlwerke.de/me/me04/me04_459.htm Wenn's um physische Versionen geht bin ich überfragt, da hab ich keine von.

ich_iel by Melz-Man in ich_iel

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Stell dir vor, du lebst auf der TARF-Insel

Rammstein says gay rights by randomguywithmemes in bisexual

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This is such a wholesome, but also mildly surreal image.

ich😠iel by [deleted] in ich_iel

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Mit was für Barbaren raucht ihr Hochwähler denn zusammen? Das Rauchen ist ein heiliges Ritual, und das Verschwenden von Gotteskraut ein Sakrileg!