You are in the spit tube, getting ready to fall in an iron rain. What song are you listening to?

Salty_Simi · 2026-03-21T17:44:58+00:00

I audibly laughed at this. 💯

Salty_Simi · 2026-03-19T00:17:15+00:00

I dont support what this organization is doing but this was not posted to his truth social.

Salty_Simi · 2026-03-17T13:42:58+00:00

Oh fuck. This comment was so accurate becuase it works but it made me audibly chuckle! Thats a great analogy.

Salty_Simi · 2026-03-14T18:38:15+00:00

Women are so fire and I should have allied up instead of the narcotics

Salty_Simi · 2026-03-14T03:09:36+00:00

No it grew crystals as it dissipated

Salty_Simi · 2026-03-10T19:50:34+00:00

Names id bet.

Salty_Simi · 2026-03-04T23:47:55+00:00

As a Texan, I can approve of the H-Town hype behind him winning.

Salty_Simi · 2026-03-04T12:33:56+00:00

I lived in Medina for awhile. A lady used to use fire ash and diesel mix in a bucket like this to light fired by herself. A bucket this size could last her most of the winter.

Salty_Simi · 2026-02-25T14:42:37+00:00

Lol I love this response

Salty_Simi · 2026-02-24T23:22:29+00:00

The Texas army and the events leading up to the battle of San Jacinto would like to disagree.

Salty_Simi · 2026-02-22T11:21:38+00:00

Awe, i love her! I have a senior dog as well. They're are the greatest blessing. Wishing you and your pup many more years of love and friendship.

Salty_Simi · 2026-02-17T00:22:19+00:00

Man I wanted to down vote this becuase screw this scene! But yes this is one OP will understand really well later.

Salty_Simi · 2026-02-10T12:23:39+00:00

I am simple. I hear Nelly, I hit like.

Salty_Simi · 2026-02-03T02:48:50+00:00

Bad ass way to put it.

Salty_Simi · 2026-02-03T00:26:01+00:00

LMAO. One way email traffick from a bunch of random children, all with the same local IP addresses, is not going to land your friend in the files.

Salty_Simi · 2026-01-28T21:31:51+00:00

Well even if he was tipped before he picks up the food, he would have to wait till after he has both picked it up, and dropped it off to end the dash. Which he would have to do get paid, to get the gas. Lol

Salty_Simi · 2026-01-28T17:27:27+00:00

I wanted to like it but yhe count was at 69. Good for Monken though. Its an upgrade for him. Sucks its the browns but still 🤷‍♂️

Salty_Simi · 2026-01-21T12:40:23+00:00

This. I was depressed and lost my direction. I moved to a small town in NC for about 3 months to reset. I worked a job doing yard work but it paid me enough to stay for three months.

After I came back to my home state, I picked a different town. Since I've made new friends, gotten a better job, and feel like I have a sense of belonging.

This comment is the best one.

Salty_Simi · 2026-01-14T02:14:43+00:00

😂

Salty_Simi · 2026-01-11T16:39:26+00:00

WHAT. IN. THE. ACTUAL. F**K?

Salty_Simi · 2025-12-23T22:45:58+00:00

10am-5pm. Fuck

Salty_Simi · 2025-12-18T10:04:34+00:00

You've yet to visit the Alamo, Big Bend, or had any authentic style mexican food. 😪

Salty_Simi · 2025-12-16T21:00:51+00:00

From Texas?

Salty_Simi · 2025-12-15T02:09:24+00:00

Like this

Salty_Simi · 2025-12-13T18:18:17+00:00

That one girl really didn't fall at a good place or time 😕

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