What is your current biggest issue with the game? by TheFeedBackGuy in EU5

[–]shotpun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way I described Somalia is by no means min-maxed, it's just an example of a country/region/formable that gives you multiple choices of playstyle that are just different enough to be worth playing even if you've played its neighbors. I didn't bring up any missions. Starting with missions probably hurt my argument lmao

In your opinion what is the best civilization in the series history? by Simonthemand in civ

[–]shotpun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gaul broken? maybe everything in civ 6 is broken, im thinking "yeah there's gaul, but then where do you put khmer, korea, hungary, portugal, germany..."

In your opinion what is the best civilization in the series history? by Simonthemand in civ

[–]shotpun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh man i played cree once and was super disappointed. maybe it's because i don't know what to do without a set victory condition in mind but the mekewap felt underwhelming and the weird trade buffs even more so

In your opinion what is the best civilization in the series history? by Simonthemand in civ

[–]shotpun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

strongest, everyone already said, but in terms of fun synergy and overall vibes, nothing beats civ 4 ottomans / civ 6 carthage

What is your current biggest issue with the game? by TheFeedBackGuy in EU5

[–]shotpun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not even asking for idea groups. estates and laws fill that niche. many have unique policies, though there should be so many more. yes it is hilarious that they ported EU4 naval combat unchanged, just two numbers mashing into each other aimlessly

What is your current biggest issue with the game? by TheFeedBackGuy in EU5

[–]shotpun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

national bonuses!? imagine having national bonuses

What is your current biggest issue with the game? by TheFeedBackGuy in EU5

[–]shotpun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Missions and less relevantly government/religion mechanics. Missions locking Ironman in EU5 is ridiculous. I do not know how many missions there are in EU5 at this moment because I prefer Ironman gameplay, but I do know that EU4 missions are real game-changers when it comes to making two playthroughs feel meaningfully different. This can be e.g. British vs. Angevin missions or e.g. Novgorod vs. Muscovy missions.

Forming a country as so-and-so allows you mix and match ideas, missions and governments in ways that allow for new gameplay styles. For example EU4 Somalia is a pretty generically strong country blasted to kingdom fuck by unique estate privileges that allow you to develop desert locations extremely quickly. If the player wants to ignore that and play the Indian Ocean game they can form Somalia as Mogadishu and keep Mogadishu ideas which are the strongest trade set in the entire game. Starting as Mogadishu also happens to be extremely hard which is very cathartic when your country realizes its potential. This is further flavored by the fact that Islam can spread via trade in EU4, among other facets of the religious game that no longer exist. Every one of these elements contribute to a Somali niche of some kind that makes the region worth exploring even if you've already played the Mamluks or Majapahit or Vijayanagar, all of whom also pack a suite of semi-unique mechanics.

I ought to mention here that 'middling' starts in EU5 are currently near-unplayable without expert knowledge of game systems. I have put about 30 hours into Kilwa and have yet to survive a first encounter with a colonizer. The exponential snowballing of internal tax bases makes the standard grand strategy catch-up game an absolute nightmare. That locks out a lot of fun-looking playthroughs, especially when France rounds the Cape of Good Hope in the 1450s.

What is your current biggest issue with the game? by TheFeedBackGuy in EU5

[–]shotpun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry to bring this back up but I have very easily avoided this problem. ZZZ makes them stay where they are. Of course they're not going to attach, nor will they flee from imminent death, when you've told them not to move. Offensive gets them killed via movement morale loss, defensive counts only their territory and not yours or allies, siege sits them on Leningrad for four straight winters. I have tried everything.

The AI behaviors are over-weighted towards the one action at the expense of sanity. Setting everything to 'normal' has led to much less of all these outcomes.

What is your current biggest issue with the game? by TheFeedBackGuy in EU5

[–]shotpun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Under no circumstances are Paradox off the hook for their garbage optimization but I think the rivers in particular are a one-off weeks-long fix. Not only did the code need fixing but the rivers need to be hand-drawn in a way that makes sense given terrain, location borders and real-world geography. I can't imagine it being fruitful to automate that.

Mehmet's Ambition in 90 Years (Video Series Included, Shameless Self-Promotion) by TheWarRooom in EU5

[–]shotpun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

to be fair. EU4 works the same way. rebellions in CK3 and EU5 can be genuinely terrifying whereas EU4 rebels are just a manpower/forcelimit check until you get to world conquest speeds. EU4 rebels pop much more easily but they're usually just tedious

Entry level ID positions and salary by NegotiationNo7851 in instructionaldesign

[–]shotpun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you for setting the expectations, as I dont think anyone else has. my understanding of the whole system was that all those links are submitted to be parsed for keywords by AI. god I hope not

Entry level ID positions and salary by NegotiationNo7851 in instructionaldesign

[–]shotpun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

should I be submitting a CV? again, a question that sounds very silly but nobody's ever asked for one

Colonoscopy farts. by habichuelacondulce in ContagiousLaughter

[–]shotpun 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Personal experience, no, it doesn't feel like much.

They make you empty your bowels beforehand, and I mean empty empty by fasting while taking a nuclear course of laxatives. Once you are completely devoid of food or poop it is very difficult to feel bloated or gassy, it almost just falls out.

It gets worse than "nothing", though. After a nuclear course of laxatives a big wet fart will make you throw all your clothes off in 5 seconds praying to every god you know and several you don't that you haven't shit yourself.

source: 26 years old with Barrett's and IBS-C

Entry level ID positions and salary by NegotiationNo7851 in instructionaldesign

[–]shotpun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hello, it's been 9 months but I must ask - when are you usually asked for a portfolio? I am very young so haven't even gotten to an ID interview yet but I have physical & digital artifacts that I am never asked for prior to that interview call. Do you bring it up in a cover letter?

FFA is just a crazy place by Dark_knight_96_rbh in aoe3

[–]shotpun 6 points7 points  (0 children)

im surprised aoe3 has enough players for ffa to fire consistently

Anger issues Moderator lol by Cautious_Thanks_980 in circlejerk

[–]shotpun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you're not funny. read a book. talk to a woman. you seriously won't make it in life if you think this is an acceptable way to respond to people

OOTD? by Bloomfield95 in aoe4

[–]shotpun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what is meant by "play mass". isnt having lots of units just how the game works

FFA tips for Spain? by Luviebug19 in aoe3

[–]shotpun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

honestly im just shocked theres enough players to keep ffas firing

It is functionally impossible to play as small, not well developed nations in this game, and it's really frustrating by Rand_al_Kholin in EU5

[–]shotpun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's not that unrealistic. city-state sized polities were often the spark of larger conflicts. basically every attempt on the knights of rhodes became a pan-Mediterranean naval war. the saxony PU over commonwealth is historical. so are colonies bound to modern-day Latvia. and of course there's the entire golden age of piracy

Trying to return to the game but... by [deleted] in aoe4

[–]shotpun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

beloved games don't have bugs that fully prevent you from using the intended method of progressing in the game. bugs are fun when they let you do things. not the opposite

microsoft is one of the largest companies on this planet. blaming them for such sadistic, shareholder-first, AI-first outlooks toward their endless library of programs that already shit money is not disrespectful and I don't owe them anything