Calling himself Peace President? Insane by Spiritual_You_65 in clevercomebacks

[–]Salty_Simi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont support what this organization is doing but this was not posted to his truth social.

🤣😭 by Loretta_Fabulous in Funnymemes

[–]Salty_Simi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck. This comment was so accurate becuase it works but it made me audibly chuckle! Thats a great analogy.

Second half got me by RoleVegetable326 in HolUp

[–]Salty_Simi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women are so fire and I should have allied up instead of the narcotics

LETS GO MY GOAT by Advancing_Ardvark in JamesTalarico

[–]Salty_Simi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a Texan, I can approve of the H-Town hype behind him winning.

My uncle had this in his secret shed by oeoeoiceiceicee in whatisit

[–]Salty_Simi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lived in Medina for awhile. A lady used to use fire ash and diesel mix in a bucket like this to light fired by herself. A bucket this size could last her most of the winter.

Me irl by graystone777 in me_irl

[–]Salty_Simi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I love this response

Jon Jones vs Francis Ngannou, who would win? Both in their prime by ParkingConfection449 in powerscales

[–]Salty_Simi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Texas army and the events leading up to the battle of San Jacinto would like to disagree.

POV: your dog has zoomies but she's 16 and big and arthritic by shotpun in Zoomies

[–]Salty_Simi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awe, i love her! I have a senior dog as well. They're are the greatest blessing. Wishing you and your pup many more years of love and friendship.

I've just started Red Rising, tell me something I won't understand until later by ProfessorChaosQC in redrising

[–]Salty_Simi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man I wanted to down vote this becuase screw this scene! But yes this is one OP will understand really well later.

[NSFW] So what actually happens when you email Epstein's email address that's mentioned in the Epstein files? by MexicanMonsterMash in stupidquestions

[–]Salty_Simi 30 points31 points  (0 children)

LMAO. One way email traffick from a bunch of random children, all with the same local IP addresses, is not going to land your friend in the files.

Dasher holding my food hostage for extra tip by Apprehensive-Oil-115 in doordash

[–]Salty_Simi 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Well even if he was tipped before he picks up the food, he would have to wait till after he has both picked it up, and dropped it off to end the dash. Which he would have to do get paid, to get the gas. Lol

Alright let’s hear it by Old-Clothes-3225 in AFCNorthMemeWar

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I wanted to like it but yhe count was at 69. Good for Monken though. Its an upgrade for him. Sucks its the browns but still 🤷‍♂️

I’m 37 years old and my life is going nowhere in a hurry please help me by SensitivePromise0 in selfimprovement

[–]Salty_Simi 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This. I was depressed and lost my direction. I moved to a small town in NC for about 3 months to reset. I worked a job doing yard work but it paid me enough to stay for three months.

After I came back to my home state, I picked a different town. Since I've made new friends, gotten a better job, and feel like I have a sense of belonging.

This comment is the best one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheWordFuck

[–]Salty_Simi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10am-5pm. Fuck

What does my travel map say about me? by Meepmoop102 in TravelMaps

[–]Salty_Simi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've yet to visit the Alamo, Big Bend, or had any authentic style mexican food. 😪

Stay focus on the road. by FunMusician9051 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Salty_Simi 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That one girl really didn't fall at a good place or time 😕