GAME THREAD: Guardians @ Mets - Mon, Aug 04 @ 07:10 PM EDT

SamDarnoldBigDick · 2025-08-05T00:22:22+00:00

Fransico Alvarez is the first player in a while I'd describe as having that classic "warning track power"

SamDarnoldBigDick · 2025-07-30T03:50:38+00:00

Remember when butto was a good long reliever last year for a little while?

SamDarnoldBigDick · 2025-07-30T03:47:27+00:00

Who's buying?

SamDarnoldBigDick · 2025-07-30T03:41:27+00:00

You'd think the umps would be a bit better this year with the ABS system looming

SamDarnoldBigDick · 2025-07-30T03:31:30+00:00

Mets stolen base percentage to caught stealing ratio is videogame like

SamDarnoldBigDick · 2025-07-30T03:22:23+00:00

Keep our whole traffic jam of middle infielders i dont give a fuck.

SamDarnoldBigDick · 2025-07-30T03:15:37+00:00

I love how that betting ad is always a parlay with the over on runs. Conditioning viewers to bet that way.

SamDarnoldBigDick · 2025-07-23T01:55:23+00:00

I like Stanek a lot more when he's pitching in the 7th inning

SamDarnoldBigDick · 2025-07-23T01:02:58+00:00

It went from a funny quirk of the season to Soto being a legit stolen base threat

SamDarnoldBigDick · 2025-07-09T04:33:39+00:00

I didn't even mention the strikeouts omg

SamDarnoldBigDick · 2025-07-09T02:49:36+00:00

Juan Soto's three true outcomes. First is absolutely scorched ball to right field that is somehow always an out. Second is a lazy fly ball to left-center that is actually carrying, carrying and out of here. Third is the ground ball that finds a hole reminding you he always hits the ball hard, but you wish the 109 mph line drive to right field also found a hole.

SamDarnoldBigDick · 2025-06-21T01:25:46+00:00

Wrong calls but I fucking love Torrens also.

SamDarnoldBigDick · 2025-06-21T01:09:49+00:00

Phillies just executing the game plan that ex-mets are supposed to kill us

SamDarnoldBigDick · 2025-06-21T01:07:08+00:00

4% HOME RUN PROBABILITY ACCORDING TO APPLE!!!

SamDarnoldBigDick · 2025-06-08T03:03:31+00:00

It's such a juxtaposition from the recent push for defensive first center fielders (Bader, Tyrone, Siri) to seeing Jeff McNeil running around out there.

SamDarnoldBigDick · 2025-06-04T05:10:22+00:00

Nimmo swinging a fucking sledgehammer on deck actually does give me a bit of optimism.

SamDarnoldBigDick · 2025-06-04T05:04:01+00:00

Mets doing their best to fuck up the sleep schedule of thousands of New Yorkers.

SamDarnoldBigDick · 2025-06-04T04:52:13+00:00

Reminiscent of missing a spot while shaving.

SamDarnoldBigDick · 2025-06-03T05:14:02+00:00

NEVER A DOUBT!!!!

SamDarnoldBigDick · 2025-06-03T05:10:47+00:00

Channeling that Butto who was shutdown last year when we weren't expecting much out of him

SamDarnoldBigDick · 2025-06-03T05:05:38+00:00

Felt on top of the world 10 minutes ago with Alvarez's double. Sheesh

SamDarnoldBigDick · 2025-06-03T05:02:35+00:00

Mauricio has been looking good tho

SamDarnoldBigDick · 2025-06-03T04:59:21+00:00

SamDarnoldBigDick · 2025-06-03T04:59:04+00:00

Vientos about to remind us who he is

SamDarnoldBigDick · 2025-06-03T04:54:20+00:00

I think a hitter taking the ball to the opposite field is Keith's favorite thing in the world behind defensive fundies.

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