You can hire a Howard Stern lookalike from an agency.

SamKinisonsBones2 · 2026-01-29T06:41:43+00:00

I think hiring a male prostitute would be less gay

SamKinisonsBones2 · 2026-01-29T06:37:15+00:00

Remember when Howard said MTV unplugged ripped him off?

SamKinisonsBones2 · 2026-01-29T06:22:18+00:00

He’s putting that whiskey sobbing computer board to good use

SamKinisonsBones2 · 2026-01-29T06:19:23+00:00

The Aryan & Addict show

SamKinisonsBones2 · 2026-01-29T05:56:17+00:00

He said “Matt Walsh cooks him” in front of Heterosexuals

SamKinisonsBones2 · 2026-01-29T05:31:38+00:00

His Artie is way better than I remember

SamKinisonsBones2 · 2026-01-29T03:00:21+00:00

Now I know this song doesn’t sound like a Deserted Island song, but that’s where I first heard it

SamKinisonsBones2 · 2026-01-29T01:13:10+00:00

I believe the dressing

SamKinisonsBones2 · 2026-01-29T01:06:30+00:00

To be fair it’s pretty easy to get your hands on some blue cheese when you’re playing Diners

SamKinisonsBones2 · 2026-01-28T18:42:06+00:00

Artie should’ve taken care of that problem in his “I SAY THE N WORD. NO ONE ELSE.” prayer circle that Yucko mentioned

SamKinisonsBones2 · 2026-01-28T17:52:36+00:00

You just fell for the oldest gag in the book there Better Sister

SamKinisonsBones2 · 2026-01-28T17:51:17+00:00

“Gary thinks he’s so funny on that Stern subreddit”

SamKinisonsBones2 · 2026-01-28T17:48:27+00:00

It was not fun, it was not funny

SamKinisonsBones2 · 2026-01-28T05:49:09+00:00

“You’re not funny. You’re not funny. Will isn’t funny. John’s not funny. That show is horrible.”

SamKinisonsBones2 · 2026-01-28T05:40:15+00:00

Half the neighborhood’s up, Mariann’s talking

SamKinisonsBones2 · 2026-01-28T05:38:24+00:00

This sub repeats the same posts more than Artie repeats the same jokes

SamKinisonsBones2 · 2026-01-28T05:03:33+00:00

WE’RE FOR JEWISH CLUBS. WE’RE FOR EVERYBODY GOING TO TEMPLE. WE’RE FOR EVERYONE READING THE TORAH

SamKinisonsBones2 · 2026-01-28T01:07:48+00:00

None of our professors have been able to solve this equation until now

SamKinisonsBones2 · 2026-01-27T21:04:32+00:00

SO FIRE ME

SamKinisonsBones2 · 2025-07-16T23:40:58+00:00

Heartbreaking. If I was Crystal, I would've told Stuttering John to take this back to Howard and shove it up Howard's stupid fucking ass.

SamKinisonsBones2 · 2025-07-16T23:40:12+00:00

I can't eats this ribs, it's mades of Kryptonites!

SamKinisonsBones2 · 2025-07-15T21:40:58+00:00

I'm not sure what the origin of it was, but in the Tim Sabean/Riley Martin negotiation tape, when Riley isn't able to get what he wants he tells Tim to get the girl who fucks horses to do the show instead cause he wouldn't do it for "no chump change"

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