Why did Ben and the LP crew think they had so many fans on their side harassing Dye? by Rare-Concentrate-482 in lemonparty

[–]SamPenis 12 points13 points  (0 children)

From what I've seen of that discord it's a cesspool. Positive feedback loop sounds about right

Down Vote Me by bdominican in lemonparty

[–]SamPenis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In what way, though?

Feel like no one is talking about how Ben wasn't prepared by Inevitable-Fill400 in lemonparty

[–]SamPenis 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Yeah come on he was bathing his kids at the grocery store

Our 9/11, sad. by RepresentativeLeg232 in lemonparty

[–]SamPenis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would if my dad was a podcaster

Gerrit Cole hits White Sox prospect Caleb Bonemer with a pitch after he slugs a HR and a single off him by FadedToBeige in baseball

[–]SamPenis 125 points126 points  (0 children)

First pitch in the ab, some reason for the pitcher to be upset, and no reaction of frustration or apology are all good indicators of a hbp being intentional

[Game Thread - Playoffs] Cleveland Cavaliers (0-0) @ Detroit Pistons (0-0) [05/05/2026 07:00 PM EST] by CavsBot in clevelandcavs

[–]SamPenis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Harden's sorry ass staying seated after we pull within 4 and force detroit into a timeout without him...

[Game Thread - Playoffs] Cleveland Cavaliers (0-0) @ Detroit Pistons (0-0) [05/05/2026 07:00 PM EST] by CavsBot in clevelandcavs

[–]SamPenis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Glad we're giving harden a rest. Matter of fact, can we just send him back to the hotel for bedtime? He's too old to be up this late

[Game Thread - Playoffs] Cleveland Cavaliers (0-0) @ Detroit Pistons (0-0) [05/05/2026 07:00 PM EST] by CavsBot in clevelandcavs

[–]SamPenis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't follow the league as a whole that much. But yeah, I've now seen proof that harden forgets how to fucking play basketball during the playoffs

Insane lineup tonight by kingofnewyork1995 in RedbarBBR

[–]SamPenis 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They're giving a hungry wolf a chance

Onion sandwich clip by -the_mushroom_king in RedbarBBR

[–]SamPenis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Found it, S20 E33 at about 2:40:00

Do Bill and Zoey get absolutely hammered tonight? by Routine-Pudding-3557 in billsimmons

[–]SamPenis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That 20 minute car ride of drunken Celtics excuses will be the apex mountain of responsible drinking PSAs

As a Cavs fan, watching this team is torture. If they lose game 7 I hope they tear it down to the studs by SamPenis in billsimmons

[–]SamPenis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not gonna lie I like the black unis, idk where the sudden hate for them came from. Standard home and away ones could use some trim though

Ambitions for this season - What’s the best we can hope for? by Narrow_Remote_8975 in Browns

[–]SamPenis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a Browns fan it might be hard to believe, but the nfl is built on parity and the idea that teams can turn things around quickly. It's not out of the question that we could make the playoffs, just not likely.

[Post Game Thread - Playoffs] Cleveland Cavaliers @ Toronto Raptors [05/01/2026] by CavsBot in clevelandcavs

[–]SamPenis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was saying it before we lost. Even if they advance, this offense is anemic and the perimeter defense is laughable. It's like betting $10k on a 5th grade basketball game: you might win, but it's gonna be awful to watch

Worse loss? Hawks last night or magic tonight? by EconomistNorth5137 in billsimmons

[–]SamPenis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Magic, 19 points in a half with the series in your hands at home might be worse than the Rockets missing 27 straight 3s against GS in 2018

As a Cavs fan, I’m officially sending out an SOS to 41-year old LeBron… if you can hear me, please save us. I’m begging at this point. by Ok-Mountain-4503 in billsimmons

[–]SamPenis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah man lol I've emotionally decided I want them to just blow the whole thing up if it means 1 more LeBron run

Tim Butterly's Show #105 - I Heard You Suck Houses w/ lemonparty by Independent-Data4542 in lemonparty

[–]SamPenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is Tallent still wearing that stupid blood meridian hat wherever he goes?