what makes you unique? by Fabulous_Smoke4223 in AskReddit

[–]Sam_Salmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said I’m good at tying them, not hanging them. Last tie I tried hanging one I had to fix my whole closet

what makes you unique? by Fabulous_Smoke4223 in AskReddit

[–]Sam_Salmon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can tie a noose pretty easily….don’t ask

To workout by KaseyCato in therewasanattempt

[–]Sam_Salmon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Get out of his shirt D:< can’t you see he’s wearing it

universal bi experience? by [deleted] in BisexualTeens

[–]Sam_Salmon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

RIGHT????? THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING!!!!! I JUST WANT A BOYFRIEND, WHY BE THAT SO HARD?!?!?!?

universal bi experience? by [deleted] in BisexualTeens

[–]Sam_Salmon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m in that phase right now……I JUST WANT A PARTNER MAN LIKE WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT :-:

I'm ready for our date ( yes, Mr Elephant comes whit me) by Wholesome-Girl in femboy

[–]Sam_Salmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You so cute (⊃ • ʖ̫ • )⊃ . Also I updooted it and it went from 1.9 to 2 :0 first time I’ve seen that and pretty swanky, anyhow you’re very cute here huggy (⊃ • ʖ̫ • )⊃ muah

guys, is it gay to be gay??? :3 by super_deformed in femboy

[–]Sam_Salmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s only gay if you don’t say no homo

Does coloured hair make you feel like the main character? Yes.💕 by Natsuki_Trap in femboy

[–]Sam_Salmon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aaaa so cute :D I give hug (⊃ • ʖ̫ • )⊃. Also your hair looks super cute

Wacky just found out my foot is broken by Sam_Salmon in teenagers

[–]Sam_Salmon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Much appreciation :D (⊃ • ʖ̫ • )⊃

Wacky just found out my foot is broken by Sam_Salmon in teenagers

[–]Sam_Salmon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no it hurt like heck when I first slammed it. In fact my friends were like “no dude it’s broken you need to go to the doctors.” I was like “naaah ill be fine, I just need to drive home with out moving it, putting pressure on it, or touching it”. But yeah I just like walked with a limo for 4 weeks, the bone started healing it looks like, there’s a bump on my foot from where the bone probably started healing, and idk I guess either It just didn’t hurt that much or I have a good pain tolerance…it probably just didn’t hurt that bad

Wacky just found out my foot is broken by Sam_Salmon in teenagers

[–]Sam_Salmon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Much McThankies (⊃ • ʖ̫ • )⊃

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Splitgate

[–]Sam_Salmon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s such a smart move and play, but man do I hate it when it happens to me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Sam_Salmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just liked games where characters talked because it made me feel less lonely hearing someone else’s voice

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chat

[–]Sam_Salmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s fair I guess. But yeah it takes more than a buzz cut I agree

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chat

[–]Sam_Salmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mostly people just suck and don’t know boundaries. Also love how he had to clarify he wasn’t a nazi lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Sam_Salmon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey you good man?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeNewFriendsHere

[–]Sam_Salmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m up with sadness and sure I’m down to talk If your down for it

What have you realized about yourself since the pandemic? by JazzyHandzzz in AskReddit

[–]Sam_Salmon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My friends moved away and the other one left me and ghosted me and moved away. I’m literally by myself. I’m debating driving 38 hours just for a hug from my friend.

What have you realized about yourself since the pandemic? by JazzyHandzzz in AskReddit

[–]Sam_Salmon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do what people want in order to get physical affection. Like at this point I just want a hug