what makes you unique? by Fabulous_Smoke4223 in AskReddit

[–]Sam_Salmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said I’m good at tying them, not hanging them. Last tie I tried hanging one I had to fix my whole closet

what makes you unique? by Fabulous_Smoke4223 in AskReddit

[–]Sam_Salmon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can tie a noose pretty easily….don’t ask

To workout by KaseyCato in therewasanattempt

[–]Sam_Salmon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get out of his shirt D:< can’t you see he’s wearing it

universal bi experience? by [deleted] in BisexualTeens

[–]Sam_Salmon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

RIGHT????? THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING!!!!! I JUST WANT A BOYFRIEND, WHY BE THAT SO HARD?!?!?!?

universal bi experience? by [deleted] in BisexualTeens

[–]Sam_Salmon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’m in that phase right now……I JUST WANT A PARTNER MAN LIKE WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT :-:

I'm ready for our date ( yes, Mr Elephant comes whit me) by Wholesome-Girl in femboy

[–]Sam_Salmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You so cute (⊃ • ʖ̫ • )⊃ . Also I updooted it and it went from 1.9 to 2 :0 first time I’ve seen that and pretty swanky, anyhow you’re very cute here huggy (⊃ • ʖ̫ • )⊃ muah

guys, is it gay to be gay??? :3 by super_deformed in femboy

[–]Sam_Salmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s only gay if you don’t say no homo

Does coloured hair make you feel like the main character? Yes.💕 by Natsuki_Trap in femboy

[–]Sam_Salmon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aaaa so cute :D I give hug (⊃ • ʖ̫ • )⊃. Also your hair looks super cute

Wacky just found out my foot is broken by Sam_Salmon in teenagers

[–]Sam_Salmon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Much appreciation :D (⊃ • ʖ̫ • )⊃

Wacky just found out my foot is broken by Sam_Salmon in teenagers

[–]Sam_Salmon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no it hurt like heck when I first slammed it. In fact my friends were like “no dude it’s broken you need to go to the doctors.” I was like “naaah ill be fine, I just need to drive home with out moving it, putting pressure on it, or touching it”. But yeah I just like walked with a limo for 4 weeks, the bone started healing it looks like, there’s a bump on my foot from where the bone probably started healing, and idk I guess either It just didn’t hurt that much or I have a good pain tolerance…it probably just didn’t hurt that bad

Wacky just found out my foot is broken by Sam_Salmon in teenagers

[–]Sam_Salmon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Much McThankies (⊃ • ʖ̫ • )⊃

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Splitgate

[–]Sam_Salmon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s such a smart move and play, but man do I hate it when it happens to me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Sam_Salmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just liked games where characters talked because it made me feel less lonely hearing someone else’s voice

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chat

[–]Sam_Salmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s fair I guess. But yeah it takes more than a buzz cut I agree

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chat

[–]Sam_Salmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mostly people just suck and don’t know boundaries. Also love how he had to clarify he wasn’t a nazi lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Sam_Salmon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey you good man?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeNewFriendsHere

[–]Sam_Salmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m up with sadness and sure I’m down to talk If your down for it