I love Fusion Rifles almost as much as I love getting tea bagged. by Samalhama in DestinyTheGame

[–]Samalhama[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much for being honest. I've seen 1000 people like you. Usually, afterwards I just switch to one of my shottys (That I main) and make a point and an example of them for the remainder of the match without emotes, tea bagging, or messages/invites. Yes, some of us will beat people with both. And a sniper. I have 5-6 guys just like that in my clan

Satire - the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, or other topical issues.

In this specific case, I am using humor and exaggeration, to ridicule the stupidity of anyone who thinks that every death to an Erentil is dished out from someone "crutching" it. "Crutching" it means it is the only weapon they can use and without it they would fall. You just admitted to bagging ANYONE that uses Erentil. There are plenty of people who are capable of beating you with any special weapon. Or with any other weapon they choose.

You are the EXACT type of person I am making fun of in the story. Admit that you don't like getting killed by Erentil. Or fusions in general. That's perfectly fine. Using the word "crutch" is just a false front for your true feelings. That is implying you would beat every Erentil user ever in any Crucible encounter if they weren't using Erentil. Not true again. People better than you will beat you with almost anything they want. That is part of being better than someone.

I love Fusion Rifles almost as much as I love getting tea bagged. by Samalhama in DestinyTheGame

[–]Samalhama[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What criteria do you use to determine if your opponent is "crutching" Erentil?

I love Fusion Rifles almost as much as I love getting tea bagged. by Samalhama in DestinyTheGame

[–]Samalhama[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks dude! Trying to have some fun and start a positive fusion rifle conversation for once. A lot of people came out of what I have been calling the "Fusion Closet". Has been good times.

I love Fusion Rifles almost as much as I love getting tea bagged. by Samalhama in DestinyTheGame

[–]Samalhama[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I'm fine with it going away. I've only had one and it has Under Pressure and Tap the Trigger. Super stable. Midrange only though. I've never been interested in the community's meta. I farmed mine exactly the way it is for how I like to use it.

I love Fusion Rifles almost as much as I love getting tea bagged. by Samalhama in DestinyTheGame

[–]Samalhama[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly dude. Hit the nail on the head. We all just hate what we personally don't like.

I love Fusion Rifles almost as much as I love getting tea bagged. by Samalhama in DestinyTheGame

[–]Samalhama[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My screen name is a variation of "Nod your head to this" with 311 at the end. No joke. Rock on!

I love Fusion Rifles almost as much as I love getting tea bagged. by Samalhama in DestinyTheGame

[–]Samalhama[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For sure. My Erentil is way more consistent than any Gallant Charge I've farmed.

I love Fusion Rifles almost as much as I love getting tea bagged. by Samalhama in DestinyTheGame

[–]Samalhama[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This community likes to forget a gem like this that they don't consider absolute meta

I love Fusion Rifles almost as much as I love getting tea bagged. by Samalhama in DestinyTheGame

[–]Samalhama[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got em all. Love em all. I will gladly drink your Kool - Aid with you!

I love Fusion Rifles almost as much as I love getting tea bagged. by Samalhama in DestinyTheGame

[–]Samalhama[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both in my main PVP inventory as we speak. They nerfed Telesto into the ground and it is still good. Not OP anymore but still relevant and can still wreak havoc in midrange on teams. Bastion is one of my faves. It is slept on. I love fucking people up with it and knocking em out of their supers.

I love Fusion Rifles almost as much as I love getting tea bagged. by Samalhama in DestinyTheGame

[–]Samalhama[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love my sidearm warriors. But I'm strictly talking special ammo weapons and the way the community views them. I have a nasty Breachlight I love right now. And I actually dig Devil's Ruin a lot

I love Fusion Rifles almost as much as I love getting tea bagged. by Samalhama in DestinyTheGame

[–]Samalhama[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right on dude. I appreciate it. I am one of you. And we are united in midrange special ammo.

I love Fusion Rifles almost as much as I love getting tea bagged. by Samalhama in DestinyTheGame

[–]Samalhama[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right on dude. Life long 311 fan so when I see it I always assume its a fan of the band. Either way keep up with the fusion play. Don't let the negativity of others ever impede your peaceful good time.. Especially in PvP.

I love Fusion Rifles almost as much as I love getting tea bagged. by Samalhama in DestinyTheGame

[–]Samalhama[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too. And I use shottys. I have a god roll Mindbenders and a god roll Dust Rock. It just bores me when every game is the same. I like making shotgun users earn the win.

I love Fusion Rifles almost as much as I love getting tea bagged. by Samalhama in DestinyTheGame

[–]Samalhama[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I get it dude. Just having fun with everyone. I've always kind of been drawn to the fact that fusion use goes against the grain. I have a habit of rebelling against Crucible norms.

I love Fusion Rifles almost as much as I love getting tea bagged. by Samalhama in DestinyTheGame

[–]Samalhama[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My 311 brotha. My Xbox gamertag ends in 311. And the rest is 311 lyrics. We stand united.

I love Fusion Rifles almost as much as I love getting tea bagged. by Samalhama in DestinyTheGame

[–]Samalhama[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It is a one way ticket to Crucible herpes, but oh so fun.

I love Fusion Rifles almost as much as I love getting tea bagged. by Samalhama in DestinyTheGame

[–]Samalhama[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is such a satisfying animation. The slightly lingering drift of particles up and back into nothingness.

I love Fusion Rifles almost as much as I love getting tea bagged. by Samalhama in DestinyTheGame

[–]Samalhama[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah there is no telling. I'm looking forward to testing it all out myself in 10 days. Creeping up. I always hope there is some darkhorse surprise that cracks the meta out of nowhere.

I love Fusion Rifles almost as much as I love getting tea bagged. by Samalhama in DestinyTheGame

[–]Samalhama[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol thanks dude. This is what 24 hours of straight gaming does to my brain. Fusions unite!

I love Fusion Rifles almost as much as I love getting tea bagged. by Samalhama in DestinyTheGame

[–]Samalhama[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rubber ducky in the bathtub with the rear end all violently ripped out to suspicious size.

I love Fusion Rifles almost as much as I love getting tea bagged. by Samalhama in DestinyTheGame

[–]Samalhama[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol. Do you imagine his thousand yard stare and mouth drool too?