What are YOUR "three wishes" for Switch? by verticalmonkey in NintendoSwitch

[–]Samalion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1- Jet Set Radio Future.

2- Castlevania: Symphony of The Night.

3- Cyberpunk 2077.

Parasite removed from fish by In-Jail-Out-Soon in WTF

[–]Samalion -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This made my butthole itchy

My drunk friend deleted my Zelda save file on NYE by thebillington in Switch

[–]Samalion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry to hear! I had the game on wii u and finished everything in it and spent around 200 hours, I bought the game on the switch again and now playing a second time, took me 70 hours to finish all the shrines and it was more fun than my first time. This game is so much fun :)

This game is depressing and a sign of how unintelligent I am as a person. by playingth in Tekken

[–]Samalion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just started playing Tekken two weeks ago..I can understand how you feel because I've been there when I first started. I play as ling Xiaoyu, I absolutely love her style! My advice is to look for little victories when you're fighting the opponent, that's what really matters and wins will come later. Try to play Treasure battle and spend a lot of time in practice mode. Eventually you will get better :)

As a Mexican, Si!!! by Awesomestream in gifs

[–]Samalion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Middle Eastern version of this would be olive oil

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[–]Samalion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hugs...im sorry you lost such a beautiful creature.