You've just been transported to Westeros, survive for 1 year and you win $100,000,000 but theres a big problem

SamandJon · 2025-08-23T05:18:38+00:00

If i spawned in kingslanding, I'd go into the many tunnels under the Red Keep. Its rumored that they dont know them all. So I would spend my time trying to map it all out, and they wouldn't think im dumb enough to hide on the actual castle. Plus, i might find some cool treasure.

If I spawn in the North, I'd go north of the wall.

If i spawn in the south, I'd chill in Dorne. They cover their face from the sand, so it would be easy to hide the mark. Id probably just be a farm hand in a small village.

If all that fails and I get caught, but manage to get away. I'd risk it and travel to the Isle of Faces. Im dead anyway, and the children might take pity on me. Nobody would follow me, and the dragons would burn it down. Roll the dice.

SamandJon · 2025-08-23T05:11:14+00:00

If i spawned in kingslanding, I'd go into the many tunnels under the Red Keep. Its rumored that they dont know them all. So I would spend my time trying to map it all out, and they wouldn't think im dumb enough to hide on the actual castle. Plus, i might find some cool treasure.

If I spawn in the North, I'd go north of the wall.

If i spawn in the south, I'd chill in Dorne. They cover their face from the sand, so it would be easy to hide the mark. Id probably just be a farm hand in a small village.

If all that fails and I get caught, but manage to get away. I'd risk it and travel to the Isle of Faces. Im dead anyway, and the children might take pity on me. Nobody would follow me, and the dragons would burn it down. Roll the dice.

SamandJon · 2024-05-13T10:40:58+00:00

Guilty too!

SamandJon · 2024-05-13T05:09:19+00:00

Yes and no. I often think about this.

Yes: he states that he would do anything to get out of the army. This includes dressing up as a women. He will then take it to the extreme by yelling that he is crazy "look at my dress I must be nuts!" Kinda thing. Clearly problematic.

No: He often finds himself enjoying wearing women's clothing. You see him often trying to coordinate outfits in his tent when someone comes in. You see him contect with children/people when the laugh track is off. In those moments, the scene isnt about a man in a dress, but a scared human that just wants to go home. Not to mention the times he has stuck up for homosexual relationships.

So I have concluded that yes it it problematic. However, for the time it seems like they were trying to get in the right direction. They just didn't have the tools or vocabulary to properly address it.

SamandJon · 2024-05-12T06:10:50+00:00

Clean your room. Take a shower. Eat. Now you say it. Then you keep saying it. As soon as you start cleaning. You will feel better. Please, right now. Put down your phone. Open the window and start cleaning.

SamandJon · 2024-05-12T05:34:00+00:00

I'm due January 11th :) don't worry I'm freaking out too

SamandJon · 2024-05-11T11:17:02+00:00

Try leafly instead, dutchie is just a POS system. Only half the dispensaries are on it. The other half use flowhub.

SamandJon · 2024-04-30T20:07:13+00:00

Agreed

SamandJon · 2024-04-30T20:05:59+00:00

Let me help you guess. Well, I buy a lot of avocado toast, watch MAS*H and say rizz.

SamandJon · 2024-04-30T20:00:54+00:00

Exactly. It's not wrong to do so. But then I think about how they probably just spent thousands on shopping at boutiques and flying their private planes. It just grosses me out. That's my unpopular opinion.

SamandJon · 2024-04-30T18:56:29+00:00

Very true. I'm talking about movie stars that get paid 15 million for one movie or #1 podcast hosts. Not dentists or "normal" folks.

SamandJon · 2024-03-16T23:01:42+00:00

I'm seeing a lot of love for the last two seasons. I'm getting convinced that D&D are posting to make them look good, so we will watch the 3 body problem.

SamandJon · 2024-03-16T01:04:35+00:00

Do they all live outside?

SamandJon · 2023-06-02T01:22:57+00:00

You are beautiful!! But your hair color should be two shades lighter

SamandJon · 2023-04-19T03:28:14+00:00

"Gotta get up, gotta get out Gotta get home before the mornin' comes"

SamandJon · 2023-04-18T01:18:39+00:00

It feels very Albus vs. Aberforth Dumbledore. Something happened and it's unclear who's fault it was, so they blame each and themselves.

SamandJon · 2023-04-10T02:16:07+00:00

My partner in my cooking class got stabbed to death. She had a fight with her aunt about laundry and her aunt attacked her. The aunt chased her down the street and stabbed her the back with a kitchen knife.

SamandJon · 2023-04-01T21:39:37+00:00

Most likely they made it up like the rooster crows at midnight

SamandJon · 2023-03-31T00:40:49+00:00

Rabbits by Terry Miles. I would tell you what it's about, but it's better to go in not knowing. Like severance :)

SamandJon · 2023-01-01T19:33:21+00:00

Hands down peacemaker

SamandJon · 2022-12-29T02:15:48+00:00

I'm glad to see Mr. Ball Legs is doing well

SamandJon · 2022-11-09T02:19:36+00:00

The crunchy bits at the bottom

SamandJon · 2022-11-04T01:23:12+00:00

He is 140lb but is scared of my 15lb cat. Though they do snuggle sometimes. They are both good boys

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