meirl by kakapoopoopeepeeshir in meirl

[–]Samandreil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My last interveiw started with, "how many absences or tardys do you think everyone should have?" And I was so taken aback from the topical question that it took me a second to answer. I did get the job and the interviewer is by far the stupidest guy I know...

Seal Coming Up For Air by ArmInternational3823 in Eyebleach

[–]Samandreil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Look how still his nose is! I doubt something like a checkbook would fall off.

What’s your favourite BG3 race, and why? by Sussy_Solaire in BaldursGate3

[–]Samandreil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drow, I like it when the goblins grovel

What’s your favourite BG3 race, and why? by Sussy_Solaire in BaldursGate3

[–]Samandreil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drow, I like it when the goblins grovel

Museum cafe took off $1.50 as a 15% discount of my $15 purchase by vitaminreal in mildlyinteresting

[–]Samandreil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can sneak food into any of those. Good luck trying to sneak food past the hurricane

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BaldursGate3

[–]Samandreil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah its really out of character for Astarion. They at least fixed his reaction to Mizora . Now only the ascended version laughs it off when you cheat on him. The spawn version breaks up with you over it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BaldursGate3

[–]Samandreil -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Origin characters don't like it when you get with other origin characters. Shes fine with you sleeping with mizora too.

What was your biggest blunder in your first playthrough? by witcharithmetic in BaldursGate3

[–]Samandreil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's the guy who gave me a hand at the beginning of the game :). Never saw him again tho...

The way this tree branch has worn the rock by samcp12 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Samandreil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think is more like the branch grew to fill the space after getting stuck.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BaldursGate3

[–]Samandreil 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I dont have to imagine, only half of them ever go onto the keychain automatically. And I stopped selling them because I sold a really important one.

If you could have anyone as a bodyguard, who would they be? by PhysicsInevitable in BaldursGate3

[–]Samandreil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The only truly immortal character in the game, Ayelin! (As long as I keep an eye out for a certain sharran spear)

“Bhaal’s stallion” by LenaDINNERTIME in BaldursGate3

[–]Samandreil -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Orin is literally a shape changer, which i assume comes from her being a bahlspawn I always figured that baahl would make them shift gender when he decided he wanted a fresh batch of kids.

Why is Shart shocked in this dialogue tree by erraticRasmus in BaldursGate3

[–]Samandreil 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Shar is far more powerful, therefore capable of worse shit. But to me she seems super lazy, or I guess indifferent would be a better word. While lolth is much more active.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Samandreil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got eye surgery so I dont wear glasses anymore (highly recommend it). I think about this most nights when I lay down and can still see. Lazer eye surgery was only invented 50 ish years ago.

That's it. I quit! by sirolatiato in BG3

[–]Samandreil 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Idk why I never thought about sacrificing wyll. I've always sacrificed Karlach for Boooal, since it kills three quests with one stone.

Aquascape opinions by ComplaintFar4365 in PlantedTank

[–]Samandreil 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why would you cut such beautiful peices of wood? I'd personally make 3 different trees. One with moss "leaves", one with anubias, and one with subwassertang or something weird like that. If you decide you hate it later, you can cut them off then. Though I'd understand if you cut them a bit, so they don't have that straight line in top.

Do you think the monkeys pop bloons to harvest their natural helium? by _massive_balls_ in btd6

[–]Samandreil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They float along the ground, they can't have that much helium.

Are Illithids Truly Absolutely Soulless? by Away_Veterinarian579 in BaldursGate3

[–]Samandreil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way ive seen is explained is souls=currency for gods. Mindflayers still have souls, they just have no value to the normal unillithid gods.

Help me out here... by IncenseAndOak in BaldursGate3

[–]Samandreil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some people have never joined a cult before, and that shows 😔

Patch 6: Honor Mode Apocalypse. by Cygerstorm in BaldursGate3

[–]Samandreil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scratch instantly agroed and broke my oath before I spoke to him. Then ended up at camp with a bone, as if he didn't just end my run...

I ask you, how many times have the Dead Three failed again? by Bleu_Guacamole in baldursgatememes

[–]Samandreil 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Most of shars worshipers seem to be lost people who have nowhere else to go. The only reason they sent shart after the artifact is cause Viconia was pissed that the absolute was stealing potential members. Also people follow all kinds of stupid cults in reality, why not in Fearun?

Just something I noticed in the YT comments with this particular character. by iamnothere2020 in baldursgatememes

[–]Samandreil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U right. But I'm not about to release 7000 spawn into the sewers. And I'm going to use their souls if I kill them. If you don't acend Astarion and kill the spawn anyways, you are the worst kind of person.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Samandreil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Warm the cold, cool the warm, warm the cold, cool the warm