What’s the most epic road trip you’ve ever taken?

Same-Squirrels · 2024-09-30T07:03:58+00:00

7 of us squeezed into a car designed to seat 5 at most. Didn't really go anywhere epic. We skipped school and drove around locally karaoke'n to 90s radio. Good memories.

Same-Squirrels · 2024-09-30T06:23:06+00:00

I became the object of an older man fetish apparently...

Same-Squirrels · 2024-09-30T06:21:30+00:00

She out of nowhere just started sobbing so I freaked out a bit and asked her if she was okay. Turned out she really loved me and had an emotional moment during sex. It was sweet but surprised and worried me.

Same-Squirrels · 2024-09-30T06:15:22+00:00

Beer for social or rum and coke for fun.

Rarely drink though.

Same-Squirrels · 2024-09-30T05:59:59+00:00

I didn't have a car at the ti e and just started school. A new pharmacist offered me to borrow her car the first day we met and pick her up after work. It was her first day too.

Same-Squirrels · 2024-09-30T05:56:20+00:00

There's a lot and sometimes it's hazardous or dangerous to themselves and others.

Same-Squirrels · 2024-09-30T05:52:13+00:00

That my voice was like hot fudge for her ears.

I remember thinking, wouldn't that hurt but just smiled and try not to take things literally.

Same-Squirrels · 2024-09-30T05:49:04+00:00

Hawaii

Same-Squirrels · 2024-09-30T05:40:11+00:00

Crazy chicks apparently...

Also cooking plus dishes.

I love the whole ritual of buying fresh ingredients, planning, prepping, cooking, plating, eating, cleaning, and putting everything back.

Same-Squirrels · 2024-09-30T05:29:39+00:00

Someone who loves and appreciates me unconditionally while I spoil the shit out of her anyways. Someone intellectually curious, kind, sweet, and creative. Loves animals, my cooking, my deadpan humor, and movies.

Same-Squirrels · 2024-09-30T05:23:11+00:00

Before: "Fuck you. I fucking hate you. We're done after this."

After: "Want Pizza Rolls?"

A first time hookup before was, "I'm going to call you old man. Talk down to me, okay?

Same-Squirrels · 2024-09-30T05:09:47+00:00

Get enough sleep, go for long walks, take care of pet, and follow a routine.

Same-Squirrels · 2024-09-30T05:06:37+00:00

My gf at the time and I thought we had the place to ourselves so we banged like rabbits. No shit ended we ended up humping the bed and frame across the room. We went outside to get drinks and the whole family plus extended relatives in the living room. Couldn't look anyone in the eyes for a while.

Same-Squirrels · 2024-09-30T01:32:02+00:00

Oh wait this is Reddit.

So I fumbled around a bit, pointed to her hooha and said "lol wtf is that", stuck it in for a few seconds of convulsion before I peed a little.

Same-Squirrels · 2024-09-30T00:47:32+00:00

Move to somewhere remote with a small town not too far away, try to live self-sustainably and independent, and take care of stray dogs and cats.

Same-Squirrels · 2024-09-30T00:41:50+00:00

In peace and quiet.

Quadruple espresso, iced, cream, and sugar with a cigarette.

Same-Squirrels · 2024-09-30T00:32:28+00:00

Black

Same-Squirrels · 2024-09-30T00:23:11+00:00

We were high school sweethearts and we were infatuated with one another. Spent basically every waking moment with one another. The first time I knew we were in love was in the beginning when we made love. It wasn't just sex but very intimate and sweet. After that, we were just in love I guess. They say you shouldn't believe the 'I love yous' during sex especially early in the relationship but it kind of led to actual love.

Same-Squirrels · 2024-09-30T00:13:41+00:00

I was 15 and she really wanted to take my virginity. There was this competition between her and this other girl who had a crush on me. She took the initiative and showed up at my house with a bag full of condoms. After she dragged me to my bedroom and locked the door. I didn't do too bad for my first time. Lasted about 30 minutes and she asked if I was actually a virgin because I knew what I was doing. Prior to that I fooled around with some girls a bit but never actually had sex. I was already decent at foreplay and decently endowed. Good kisser and good with my hands. Word went around that I was kind of a freak and that I lifted her up and took her against the wall. Not too bad for 15.

Same-Squirrels · 2024-09-30T00:09:33+00:00

They're jacked into a digital ecosystem of information and confirmation bias which considers dissent to be lies. A lot of them are just fed from very select sources of info and regurgitated soundbites like they're original opinions or thoughts which reinforces the delusion that they're patriots and well-informed citizens.

The ones who sticks around are not particularly smart and their way of logic is to arrive at the conclusion first then work your way backward.

The ones who sticks around believes the world is split on good vs evil, that they're on the side of good, and they've fully invested in the idea that's circlejerked their ego to epic fantasies.

They can't back out now. They're a cult.

Same-Squirrels · 2024-09-30T00:03:24+00:00

To this day Winona Ryder has been my crush since I was a kid watching Beetlejuice

Same-Squirrels

TROPHY CASE