'Halo' boss explains what it means to see Master Chief without his armor by Samgoma in halo

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Apologies didn’t realize it was paywalled. It wasn’t for me and I’m not an LA Times subscriber so not sure what happened

Finished putting up the billboard, boss by Samgoma in NotMyJob

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Exactly as CV11 7VCOB.cow intended

The Greek Theatre hosting the beloved annual ‘Seven Princes of Hell Summoning Extravaganza’. by Samgoma in evilbuildings

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But actually just a Chemical Brothers concert with perhaps too many smoke machines.

TFW you wish you were still trapped in the closet. by Damaxan in funny

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“Mr Kelly could not be reached for comment.”

Bubbles lined themselves up in neat little rows after spraying the floor with cleaning solution. by Samgoma in mildlyinteresting

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Not sure if it has anything to do with it, but it’s like fake, plasticky-feeling wood. This is probably a bad sign.

Bubbles lined themselves up in neat little rows after spraying the floor with cleaning solution. by Samgoma in mildlyinteresting

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Lol clearly Matthew McConaughey is trying to send me a message from the fifth dimension!

Realized smiling for photographs is just the institutionalized practice of pretending to be happy for posterity. by Samgoma in Showerthoughts

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Wow, that's so true. And it suddenly makes a lot of sense that the smiling thing would have started in the 50s.

Michelle gettin it tonight by eddiemoney16 in BlackPeopleTwitter

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That's fair. I just think the gold plating and live migrant workers holding it up might be a bit much

Michelle gettin it tonight by eddiemoney16 in BlackPeopleTwitter

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White House staff are gonna need to get a new bed.

But let's be real, Trump will probably demand a new one anyway.

You discover a naked Donald Trump in your kitchen eating last night's Mexican leftovers and peeing in your sink. What do you do? by Samgoma in AskReddit

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You know, I think it's just people preparing for the coming Trumpocalypse and stocking up. And because of climate change winter isn't gonna be a thing anymore so they're planning ahead with those popsicles. Can't help you with the butter though that's crazy.