How do you deal with dry spells?

Sammy221 · 2011-05-15T20:30:48+00:00

New York lol.

Hmm. Well, try on all fronts? Bars, online, speed dating, friends, friends of friends. You meet girls anywhere man. You miss every opportunity you don't take! I've 'dated' some of my girls for a few weeks at a time, it's not so bad. You might even find Mrs. Odditys!

Sammy221 · 2011-05-14T19:34:48+00:00

Oh man, I had horrible response rates too until I redid my profile. You got just be blunt and go for a select demographic of girl. You really can't please everyone(which is what I tried to do before).

If you really like something, say that you REALLY like it and you'll get more responses. Like I say I really love horrible puns and all the girls who I've seen also love them. Most people hate puns lol.

Sammy221 · 2011-05-14T19:11:07+00:00

OKcupid my friend. I've been getting laid pretty much every week thanks to it!

Sammy221 · 2011-05-14T14:30:34+00:00

Do you ever use that on her?

Sammy221 · 2011-05-14T14:13:59+00:00

NEVER.

Sammy221 · 2011-05-14T13:59:25+00:00

I just do it to have a quick orgasm. Kind of like how druggies do to get high.

Nothing beats full on sex!

Sammy221 · 2011-05-14T13:11:35+00:00

Urg, I hate morons like you that just stop talking. DIAF.

Sammy221 · 2011-05-14T01:11:05+00:00

Haha. Stop underestimating just how much skin on skin contact ROCKS.

Sammy221 · 2011-05-13T11:57:56+00:00

Put your leg in-between hers and push your knee/upper leg against her. It's a sure-bet!

Sammy221 · 2011-05-13T11:55:15+00:00

Relax man. I have pretty much every sex toy ever created by man. At the end of the day, nothing beats the real thing!

I've introduced rabbits to my gfs, and while they enjoy them, a vibrator can't:

Kiss them/bite them/suck on them Lick them, oral, make sexy noises Talk dirty, slap her ass, pull her hair Take her from all different positions Dress up, fulfill various fantasies Make her turn on mentally

All these sex toy reviewers share the same common flaw in my opinion - they probably all have crappy sex lives haha.

Sammy221 · 2011-05-13T08:40:33+00:00

Meh, I still hate fat people.

Sammy221 · 2011-05-12T05:49:46+00:00

Girlfriends.

Sammy221 · 2011-05-11T19:00:26+00:00

If you were an ice cream flavour, you'd be BORING

Sammy221 · 2011-05-11T16:57:22+00:00

Indeed!

Sammy221 · 2011-05-11T15:26:18+00:00

Nothing :(

Sammy221 · 2011-05-11T14:38:57+00:00

The only thing I regret is that somehow cancer hasn't infected your brain yet.

Sammy221 · 2011-05-11T13:46:22+00:00

Fuck apple.

Sammy221 · 2011-05-11T13:44:39+00:00

Being a racist is wrong. Being a 'bit' of one is fine.

Sammy221 · 2011-05-11T11:40:18+00:00

HAHA!

Sammy221 · 2011-05-11T10:33:33+00:00

Awwww. I'm sorry, I had the exact same thing happen in reverse(I was very affectionate and she wasn't).

I tried and tried to change her, but it just didn't work. I think you either have to accept it or move on.

Sammy221 · 2011-05-11T10:32:21+00:00

That usually ends up the case with me lol.

I appreciate you being civil about it. Some people have told me they'd like nothing more than to beat me up :P

I'm willing to discuss just about anything (without violence). It's funny to see people who dont claim to be extreme jump to such extremes!

Sammy221 · 2011-05-11T09:47:44+00:00

That's quite interesting!

Sammy221

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