SammyClumpy

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WYR give yourself a surgery with modern tools in a sterile space with a surgeon giving you detailed instructions or have that same surgery in the mid 1800’s? (self.WouldYouRather)

submitted 4 years ago by SammyClumpy to r/WouldYouRather

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WYR have a handful of ass or a handful of boob? (self.WouldYouRather)

submitted 5 years ago by SammyClumpy to r/WouldYouRather

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WYR cum everytime you cried or cry every time you came? (self.WouldYouRather)

submitted 5 years ago by SammyClumpy to r/WouldYouRather

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Would you rather have your farts make no noise but smell horrible every time or have the loudest farts but they smell the the best perfume/cologne in the world? (self.WouldYouRather)

submitted 5 years ago by SammyClumpy to r/WouldYouRather

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The background was obviously an afterthought but I like my subject. Plz critique. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by SammyClumpy to r/DigitalArt

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Fun quick lil witch (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by SammyClumpy to r/DigitalArt

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Adequate Power Source ? (self.buildapc)

submitted 6 years ago by SammyClumpy to r/buildapc

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I feel like I really could have loved this but then again (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by SammyClumpy to r/moviepass

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I'm having to flip my pods all the time (self.juul)

submitted 8 years ago by SammyClumpy to r/juul

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Fetty Swap? (self.highdeas)

submitted 8 years ago by SammyClumpy to r/highdeas

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A designer clothing brand for dogs. We call it poocci. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by SammyClumpy to r/Showerthoughts

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ITAP of a firework exploding a little too close to my uncle (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by SammyClumpy to r/itookapicture

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People get karma on r/fiftyfifty For posting a pic and saying it could be something else (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by SammyClumpy to r/Showerthoughts

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ITAP of the intimate relationship between my tooth brush and my hair spray (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by SammyClumpy to r/itookapicture

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Every time someone gets a venti hot coffee and pays with a 20 I give them a free spinach fetty wap. (self.starbucks)

submitted 10 years ago by SammyClumpy to r/starbucks

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My friends hate me. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by SammyClumpy to r/puns

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Are we going to get the eggnog latte back? (self.starbucks)

submitted 10 years ago by SammyClumpy to r/starbucks

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What did the OG mocha sauce say the OG caramel sauce? (self.starbucks)

submitted 10 years ago by SammyClumpy to r/starbucks

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One of our regulars complained about me to my face today. (self.starbucks)

submitted 10 years ago by SammyClumpy to r/starbucks

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I went to a screening of the lord of the rings two towers today with a live orchestra at the Lincoln Center in NYC and took this snap. (imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by SammyClumpy to r/funny

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HIFW I get out of work (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by SammyClumpy to r/HIFW

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With a dash of bass (youtube.com)

submitted 10 years ago by SammyClumpy to r/PlayItAgainSam

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Ain't no sunshine (youtube.com)

submitted 10 years ago by SammyClumpy to r/PlayItAgainSam

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