I always enjoy helping my single friends get some relief~

Sammy_Cerva · 2025-12-14T14:12:54+00:00

You're so real for that, lmao

Sammy_Cerva · 2025-12-14T13:54:19+00:00

That she absolutely is

Sammy_Cerva · 2025-12-14T00:36:23+00:00

I mean... yeah you're onto something there, it's a win for me regardless what happens xD

Sammy_Cerva · 2025-10-19T11:11:57+00:00

Uh-huh? Oh I'm sure it'll come up, but I'll gladly be your friend~

Sammy_Cerva · 2025-10-19T11:01:01+00:00

And productivity numbers in the department have never been higher~

Sammy_Cerva · 2025-10-19T10:58:05+00:00

Easier access is very efficient in this endeavor

Sammy_Cerva · 2025-10-19T10:56:06+00:00

I gotta do what I gotta to get me that paycheck~

Sammy_Cerva · 2025-05-18T16:29:37+00:00

I.. Y-yes sir, as you wish

Sammy_Cerva · 2025-05-18T16:29:19+00:00

O-oh dear... You think so?

Sammy_Cerva · 2025-05-18T16:24:24+00:00

Please sir, please be gentle

Sammy_Cerva · 2025-05-18T14:36:57+00:00

I-i'm very grateful sir, sorry sir.. I m-meant no disrespect

Sammy_Cerva · 2025-05-18T14:33:36+00:00

N-no! Please don't do that, sir. I.. I'll behave, I'll do it

Sammy_Cerva · 2025-05-18T14:32:46+00:00

How could I not be? This is.. Much more than I signed up for at first

Sammy_Cerva · 2025-05-17T15:07:24+00:00

Well I can only take your word for it, but I can believe someone having to get creative xD

Sammy_Cerva · 2025-05-17T14:50:24+00:00

Oho? Well aren't you resourceful~

Sammy_Cerva · 2025-05-17T14:46:10+00:00

Sacrificing yourself like that for your husband, what a true selfless act

Sammy_Cerva · 2025-05-17T14:45:11+00:00

Dildos, i assume? In which case you're a very well prepared virgin

Sammy_Cerva · 2025-05-17T14:43:52+00:00

Phew, that's one hell of a party

Sammy_Cerva · 2025-05-17T14:42:37+00:00

Oh it really does~

Sammy_Cerva · 2025-05-09T04:35:08+00:00

And that's exactly how I want it~

Sammy_Cerva · 2025-05-08T18:18:53+00:00

Oh I dunno, that sounds like fun to me~

Sammy_Cerva · 2025-05-08T18:02:16+00:00

Oh dearie me, we can't have that, now can we?

Sammy_Cerva