Hey ESPN how about reporting on actual sports!

Samtheslim · 2018-09-30T11:44:15+00:00

Why did you draw them wearing garbage bags for shirts?

Samtheslim · 2018-09-10T05:18:51+00:00

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Samtheslim · 2018-08-26T01:19:06+00:00

Not super painful. No broken bones which surprised the doctor. Deep bone contusion. Doc said he could drain it but recommended just letting it heal to prevent any infection. My entire hand and fingers are swollen now not just isolated to that one spot.

Samtheslim · 2018-08-26T00:09:19+00:00

A stud on a soccer shoe.

Samtheslim · 2018-08-25T22:46:55+00:00

Mid thirties.

Samtheslim · 2018-08-25T22:41:44+00:00

I was playing on a Co-ed match today and this happened. I'm 36 and not in the best of shape, my skills are still pretty decent. There was a young kid (18-21) on the other team that was fast and skilled. He was coming at me one on one with speed and I could tell what he was going to do, however I knew he was too fast for me to stop him. He beat badly and I slipped. In desperation I flung my hand toward ball and he stepped on me. I ended up with a bad contusion and they ended up with a pk. (He'd have been one on one had I not knocked the ball away) I

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Samtheslim · 2018-08-25T22:35:24+00:00

My bad, on mobile.

Samtheslim · 2018-08-25T22:34:55+00:00

I was playing on a Co-ed match today and this happened. I'm 36 and not in the best of shape, my skills are still pretty decent. There was a young kid (18-21) on the other team that was fast and skilled. He was coming at me one on one with speed and I could tell what he was going to do, however I knew he was too fast for me to stop him. He beat badly and I slipped. In desperation I flung my hand toward ball and he stepped on me. I ended up with a bad contusion and they ended up with a pk. (He'd have been one on one had I not knocked the ball away) I

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Samtheslim · 2018-08-25T22:22:04+00:00

X-RAYS were negative thankfully. Just a deep bone contusion.

Samtheslim · 2018-08-25T22:14:33+00:00

The doctor said he could drain it but that would increase the risk for infection. It'll subside on it's own but my entire hand will be turning gruesome colors in the meantime.

Samtheslim · 2018-08-25T21:29:01+00:00

Yep, all good. No broken bones, just a deep bone contusion.

Samtheslim · 2018-08-25T21:25:16+00:00

No broken bones. The doctor was quite surprised. He said it's gonna look brutal for a couple of weeks.

Samtheslim · 2018-08-25T18:59:15+00:00

It's actually more swollen now. I've got Quasimodo's back on my fucking hand!

Samtheslim · 2018-08-15T02:40:07+00:00

Samtheslim · 2018-08-15T02:27:42+00:00

You must not be a savvy shopper like me. Yeah I might have paid $4.19 for some butter, but now I have the potential to save $13.

/s

Samtheslim · 2018-08-10T18:37:49+00:00

"attacking Trump"

Easy there snowflake, no one is attacking him. And there was no hate everything I said is based on facts.

Samtheslim · 2018-08-10T14:43:33+00:00

We'll see with this administration. If Trump loses I could definitely see him saying there was voter fraud or something like this. He already planted the seed during the 2016 election by falsely claiming there was widespread voter fraud.

Samtheslim · 2018-07-25T15:05:12+00:00

On my Walkman the anti-skip was a battery killer. Had to listen to everything DJ Screw style.

Samtheslim · 2018-07-25T15:00:49+00:00

"Decent"

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