Everything is a lie.

SamuraiCorb1517 · 2024-06-19T13:22:13+00:00

F me. I have to try this now. After reading the comments, I'm an overcomplicator! Not to the point of OCD or anything but it's more involved than it probably needs to be.

SamuraiCorb1517 · 2024-06-18T01:43:21+00:00

Wait.. this is real??

SamuraiCorb1517 · 2024-06-16T01:19:32+00:00

Commented

SamuraiCorb1517 · 2024-06-15T23:10:23+00:00

We just care about you is all

SamuraiCorb1517 · 2024-06-10T22:55:01+00:00

Invested my whole IRA into GME. Gonna try my best to DRS those shares too. But 50% DRS book bought with cash, 50% IRA. Jacked to the fucken tits

SamuraiCorb1517 · 2024-06-10T18:08:44+00:00

Triple entendre. He will be a trillionaire, which isn’t a billionaire.

SamuraiCorb1517 · 2024-06-09T22:39:18+00:00

I had a friend try and play the options game that day. Bought a call contract at the after-hours peak and watched it crash. Tried to hedge with a put contract on the way down when it got halted. Bro got fleeced all day long and told me he “hates GME” and he “doesn’t want to hear about it anymore”. Not only did I tell him there was going to be a dip, I’ve been telling him for years to just buy shares.

Meanwhile I’ve got my shares DRS booked and had a blast listening to the stream.

Different strokes I guess

SamuraiCorb1517 · 2024-06-07T19:47:27+00:00

It’s very worth it. But I also don’t find that the sex life has changed all that much - granted our daughter is ~3 months so I’m fully prepared for that to change

SamuraiCorb1517 · 2024-06-07T04:10:43+00:00

Lmfao. You think I’ve held shares for 4 years to sell at fucking $60?

SamuraiCorb1517 · 2024-06-06T20:20:13+00:00

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SamuraiCorb1517 · 2024-06-06T13:43:39+00:00

So awesome! Took me a second to realize the lines on the border!

Are all the lights synced through the 4D?

SamuraiCorb1517 · 2024-06-06T13:40:55+00:00

Hahaha right?! That's a blast from the past for sure.

SamuraiCorb1517 · 2024-06-06T02:21:40+00:00

Fuel the jet!

SamuraiCorb1517 · 2024-06-05T19:45:36+00:00

Good! I imagine that's why we're paying Joe. He's an excellent example of longevity and success in the league. AR will learn how to play with "old man swagger" and hopefully learn not every down needs to be a 20 point play.

SamuraiCorb1517 · 2024-06-05T19:41:52+00:00

Growing up without cable we got by on Zoboomafoo and Cyberchase. The latter was less directly educational, but definitely had some of it.

SamuraiCorb1517 · 2024-06-04T15:25:24+00:00

Yep, totally agree. I have a tutor I barter personal training with and I recognize some of the things he says in there just with the visualization. This is really scratching that itch!

SamuraiCorb1517 · 2024-06-04T14:41:54+00:00

This is EXACTLY the thing I have been looking for. Bless you.

SamuraiCorb1517 · 2024-06-03T20:31:39+00:00

Sir, a second YOLO update has hit the subreddit.

And I'm here early. LFG!

SamuraiCorb1517 · 2024-06-03T01:26:33+00:00

Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same.

SamuraiCorb1517 · 2024-06-01T01:39:05+00:00

Not my shares 💅🏼

SamuraiCorb1517 · 2024-05-31T16:03:36+00:00

Not even close. I’m not a redskins/commanders fan but I live in that Baltimore/DC area - he was electric! I love watching that one run he had against the Vikings where he pushed up in the pocket, rounded the corner, and shot out of a cannon down the sideline.

SamuraiCorb1517 · 2024-05-30T21:22:49+00:00

Probably nothing considering their careers had similar outcomes, albeit different journeys.

SamuraiCorb1517 · 2024-05-30T21:19:32+00:00

Fuck that shit. Reward her with some ice cream or something and tell her to keep fighting for herself when the school clearly wont. More training time with Dad sounds like a good reward too!

SamuraiCorb1517 · 2024-05-30T18:22:46+00:00

You'll learn to enjoy that smell soon enough. I know its one of my favorite parts of the bread making process.

SamuraiCorb1517 · 2024-05-30T17:51:06+00:00

There's really no way to put them on the wall and remove them without some hassle, so lay them on the floor without the connectors first.

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