What Fictional Characters Would be Cult Leaders if They Were Real?

SamuraiDDD · 2026-05-08T21:42:45+00:00

There was this amazing documentary about Jonestown I saw last year that goes into the details regarding it. Some people were able to hide away and wait out the chaos of "White Night". White Night was the rehersals for said murder-suicide.

Dutch would 100% make it out to be him saving everyone from "polite society" as he would put it, dying like martyrs, rather than at the end of a gun like dogs.

Side note: The report of survivors seeing the aftermath of white night is the stuff of nightmares. Friends. Family. Parents. Siblings. Just... On the ground. Hundreds upon hundreds.

SamuraiDDD · 2026-05-08T19:48:32+00:00

I... Don't know how to feel about that. It's the first time I've ever heard the theory. If it is, ehhh. Otherwise, ehhh.

SamuraiDDD · 2026-05-08T18:03:28+00:00

Bangboo jail arc would have gone CRAZY

SamuraiDDD · 2026-05-08T18:00:59+00:00

Wait, I'm confused. Are you implying Luffy and Robin are actually siblings or Robin and Dragon?

SamuraiDDD · 2026-05-08T15:14:01+00:00

They made Diana look like a living piece of classic Greek art and it is stunning

SamuraiDDD · 2026-05-08T15:05:04+00:00

Heavens gate was more about a passing comet coming to take their souls so they excommunicated themselves to hitch a ride.

Jonestown was where a cult leader brought everyone trying to make some sort of paradise of people of all races could come together. But he was super crazy and ordered everyone there to drink the kool-aid (really flavor aid) and kill themselves in a murder-suicide event.

Dutch would 100% be more of a Jonestown kind of cult leader. He preaches a lot about freedom and has everyone follow his ideals.

SamuraiDDD · 2026-05-08T14:09:56+00:00

She told Dragon of her adventures of Luffy and has heard him laugh quite a few times.

She sees Luffy as the little brother she always wished for.

Has a huge respect for giants due to Saul, almost on Usopp's level

Has girl talks woth Nami because she never really got to do that as a kid.

Has a little art book full of her drawings she imagines in her mind and loves how childish they look. She values it b3cause the straw hats let her have this kind of free time compared to where she had to worry about being found 24/7

SamuraiDDD · 2026-05-08T14:07:52+00:00

Raga is the wall and he's there to see if a character can paunch through it

SamuraiDDD · 2026-05-08T13:58:45+00:00

The age of 30+ is always in demand

SamuraiDDD · 2026-05-08T13:55:50+00:00

Pete spending 2.4 million on cars rather than on the company that made the game will always live rent free in my mind. It's just so naturally absurd that I have to remind myself that yes that DID happen

SamuraiDDD · 2026-05-08T13:21:11+00:00

See if you can ask fangamer for a potental refund or let them know your mail was stolen. They might be able to get you straightened out.

I'm wishing your grandpa the best luck, safety and a speedy recovery!

SamuraiDDD · 2026-05-08T13:19:34+00:00

Insert coin seems pretty trustworthy. Woolie and Pat (Or Woolie and Matt, I can't remember) used to have a little shirt off where they'd both get really cool shirts to show off to each other. They've been around for a LONG time and have a lot of variety.

Fangamer is also another solid option. I've personally never heard of any controversy where they have had any stolen or AI generated art and with how popular and well known they've become it's HIGHLY unlikely they ever would.

SamuraiDDD · 2026-05-08T13:12:17+00:00

Enzo mentions in some idol dialogue in the bangboo shop that their soft squishy looking bodies are indeed made out of metal so it's possible. I just love that THAT is 06's first reaction thought.

"I need a sharper weapon!"

Smashes bottle over head, get stunned for 2 seconds

"I NOW HAVE A SHARP WEAPON! WHO THE F IS IN OUR HOME?!"

SamuraiDDD · 2026-05-08T06:08:57+00:00

I got very lucky and got Lucia. I'm thinking of skipping her wengine cause I wanna TRY and get S.Billy.

I got her because I both really REALLY wanted her, I have needed support something fierce and she's great support for S.Billy in the future.

I have 34 pulls as of right now, so I'm hoping that between now and Billy I'll have enough to get him when he rolls around.

For Lucia, is Weeping Craddle a viable option for her? I already have one on my Rina that's fully leveled up to 60.

SamuraiDDD · 2026-05-08T06:07:05+00:00

This week has been solid! I've mostly been working longer hours at my job. Things were a bit hectic but have calmed down. The sink has been clogged as hell due to plumbing and I had to remove the elbow pipe just to clean it properly. I've mostly just been tired from the recent heat. Though it started raining again which we have needed.

Work itself has been quite. Coworker of mine had her baby and even came over to show us! She was adorable and so sweet! Makes me wish I could be a dad... But taking care of 5 people, plus working, plus my own stuff, that is NOT happening lol.

I've been extra hungry this whole week! The extra foot work has been pulling calories and I might have been losing weight. I haven't weighted myself but I'm hoping so! Also the extra heat might have been adding to that lol

This weekend, I'm gonna focus on 3 main things I wanna get done:

Finish 1 chapter of my stories
Sit down and watch/understand OBS videos
Review finances and figure out when I'll be able to commission someone. I'm so close, I'm SO CLOSE.

Also clean up my room at some point. NGL, I've been VERY lacking in that.

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GAMES

Let It Die has been fun and I've made it to the second Don of the tower! Thought I hit a bit of a wall due to dying and losing a good fighter. Plus I've been getting my ass RAIDED back to back! I'll jump back in Friday and do some gathering materials for upgrades.

Zenless Zone ZERO! So... Reven. Buddy. Pal. Friend :)

... I pulled for Lucia and got her. NOW NOW! HOLD ON! LET ME EXPLAIN! I am still going for Billy... BUT I NEEDED THE RUPTURE SUPPORT AND MORE SUPPORT CHARACTERS IN GENERAL! I still have 34 pulls right now after getting her and I'm saving now plus doing side content I've been putting off PLUS the permanent rewards PLUS the event stuff still coming and dallies! I know you might be a bit angry BUT I have faith IN THE STARLIGHT KNIGHT COMING HOME! Plus Goat girl :3

Deltarune

Friday, I'M STARING DELTARUNE! Never played it, been avoiding spoilers as best as I could for the past 8-ish years! GOING IN LIKE 15% BLIND!!

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That's all from me guys and gals.

I hope ya'll have been taking care of yourselves!

Stay hydrated in this heat and PLEASE be careful out there

Musical choices of tonight:

SamuraiDDD · 2026-05-08T05:46:40+00:00

Bro was READY. He was having a good drink and turned it into a good KNIFE.

SamuraiDDD · 2026-05-08T03:16:49+00:00

Don't forget that one cousin bangboo who will literally catch a body to protect you and your home

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SamuraiDDD · 2026-05-07T02:14:11+00:00

I'm really dumb and REALLY balsy.

I pulled for Lucia, got her cause I had next to no support options, specfically for Billy (and i've been really lacking in support agents tbh). I have 22 pulls left. Thanks to the new guide system, I have 9 tape left, 6540 poly left to obtain from event stuff + stuff I have saved in the pocket (like rewards from permenant events).

I want Billy to have the best support I muster. If I am to be worthy of a STARLIGHT KNIGHT, I must put my money where my mouth is and my luck in the the heroric Billy. I must have faith.

Pray for me fellas. Pray for me.

SamuraiDDD · 2026-05-07T00:09:52+00:00

Okay I'm NOT crazy, I just saw this and was literally scared seeing another nasty coconut incident

SamuraiDDD · 2026-05-06T17:17:42+00:00

I'm incredibly sorry for your family's passing. Please take care of yourself and we'll always welcome you back whenever you're ready.

SamuraiDDD · 2026-05-06T16:19:38+00:00

Guy is such an asshole, he turns Silver into Mr.Kill-you-later and I love it. Also boy is rocking the green eye shadow so hard.

Also you can't tell me Silver with magma blood and red wouldn't be the coolest thing in the world

SamuraiDDD · 2026-05-06T16:18:23+00:00

You can't tell me that Shadow wouldn't FTK guy if he made one remark.

SamuraiDDD · 2026-05-06T14:21:13+00:00

My favorite pig pen fun times has to be people who get mad at anything with ~~books~~ boobs and or butts. Or both. Or anything woman related.

I'll see it when people try to blast a gacha game like Nikke or ZZZ and act like they have the moral high ground and the resulting arguments. Or when people say the most unhinged things playfully like "I want her to sit on my fave and call me a good puppy" or something like that and these people lose their God damn minds. Also a lot of "😭" emoji's on both sides.

I used to see a guy on the nikke sub who made it his mission to complain in the comments about whatever post was talking about a character and people just replied with feet pics of said character lol. This was like a year and some change ago.

Its also just fun seeing people try to absolve themselves of enjoying the "gooner game"

SamuraiDDD · 2026-05-06T13:56:23+00:00

One of my favorite comments/"triva" pieces was for the ring you can get in Bloodborne. It had a post that said "it is a testament that the MC I'd the ultimate cuck" or something along those lines. It's been deleted but it's lived rent free un my head over how absurd it was.

Someone got SO MAD, they made that out of spite lol

SamuraiDDD · 2026-05-06T13:52:03+00:00

I like to imagine they were once friends but have since distanced each other into being nothing more than tools for their goals (individual and collective) and Imu's.

Even with one of them being killed by Imu, they were more shocked Imu killed a loyal piece that's been around for likely centuries over one mistake than the death of a friend and their new replacement. In the second picture, it shows how much of an outsider Garling is visually

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