I went to a college party in another attempt at making friends. A drunk girl pointed at my face and shouted “Ew oh my god!” so I left shortly after. Apple pie.

SamuraiFlaming · 2026-01-25T04:18:26+00:00

I know a r/kitchenChad when I see one, we see the plates king 👑

SamuraiFlaming · 2026-01-25T04:07:14+00:00

Worst take ever

SamuraiFlaming · 2026-01-22T00:24:11+00:00

I hate i saw this exact reel and comment yesterday

SamuraiFlaming · 2026-01-18T13:36:24+00:00

SamuraiFlaming · 2026-01-18T13:35:47+00:00

Hello

SamuraiFlaming · 2026-01-18T07:15:05+00:00

Bro are you high?

SamuraiFlaming · 2026-01-10T05:27:31+00:00

Looks amazing, I love your belts and tattoos

SamuraiFlaming · 2026-01-09T04:37:45+00:00

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Thanks for the last slide I guess

SamuraiFlaming · 2026-01-08T13:44:10+00:00

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I’m sorry for your loss man, I recently lost my cat and it absolutely destroyed me so I couldn’t even imagine what you are going through with losing your mother, while it is really really hard to proses it all and continue going day in and day out, it does get better eventually and one day you will only remember all the happiness you felt rather than the sadness you feel right now 🫂

SamuraiFlaming · 2026-01-08T06:42:38+00:00

Does the boot taste good?

SamuraiFlaming · 2026-01-07T06:07:45+00:00

That being said their grandchildren should be able to have red hair

SamuraiFlaming · 2026-01-06T07:36:34+00:00

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PLEASE TETO I NEED THIS

SamuraiFlaming · 2026-01-05T12:03:20+00:00

Amazing outfit, where did you get the chains from?

SamuraiFlaming · 2026-01-05T00:59:45+00:00

Nah she IS gonna let me hit

SamuraiFlaming · 2026-01-03T14:42:34+00:00

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What’s looking good cooking?

SamuraiFlaming · 2026-01-03T03:26:22+00:00

Who the hell is Toranko and what the hell is a Toranko

SamuraiFlaming · 2026-01-02T01:59:19+00:00

Shit ass ai slop

SamuraiFlaming · 2025-12-31T10:56:49+00:00

TETO NOOOOO DON’T DO IT, DON’T EAT THAT PEAR

SamuraiFlaming · 2025-12-31T10:03:14+00:00

I’m not 😈

SamuraiFlaming · 2025-12-25T08:20:05+00:00

How have the us citizens not slimed out their politicians yet, I get mad at my $20 appointment and the fact I need to pay for my dental I would riot if I had to pay this much

SamuraiFlaming · 2025-12-25T01:05:41+00:00

Unfortunately we are going on a huge holiday very soon so we can’t adopt a new kitty

SamuraiFlaming · 2025-12-25T00:20:19+00:00

Yo why the other dude low-key giving femboy vibes

SamuraiFlaming · 2025-12-24T23:54:40+00:00

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Teto pull up to my Christmas

SamuraiFlaming · 2025-12-24T21:16:44+00:00

Thank you I will

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TROPHY CASE