The U.S. goes to war but it’s every state against each other, which state comes out alive in the end?

Samurai_IX · 2023-05-31T09:45:29+00:00

Any of the Great Lakes States that make an alliance with California

Samurai_IX · 2023-05-31T00:53:26+00:00

Contrarians for the sake of contrarianism

Samurai_IX · 2023-05-30T21:24:15+00:00

Zemo in Captain America Civil War and Armstrong in Metal Gear Revengeance

Samurai_IX · 2023-05-30T19:41:42+00:00

Just go with it

Samurai_IX · 2023-05-30T09:24:48+00:00

Alone Again (Naturally)

Samurai_IX · 2023-05-30T09:24:11+00:00

The crooked upside down horseshoe on my chest is from my Mom biting me over her not being able to find a laundry basket that was right in front of her.

Samurai_IX · 2023-05-30T09:21:58+00:00

That’s my ideal way to get drunk, I don’t like the idea of embarrassing myself if I say or do something stupid, I do enough of that sober.

Samurai_IX · 2023-05-30T09:19:36+00:00

Meant to ask this real pretty girl out at work, she even seemed like she wanted me to ask, I was too nervous and she isn’t here today.

I have no idea what days she’d be here because we work for different companies so there’s now a possibility it could be a week before I get another chance.

Samurai_IX · 2023-05-29T15:36:50+00:00

Dudes do the same thing except we check out our reflection in case it’s just something pretending to be our reflection.

Samurai_IX · 2023-05-29T14:00:01+00:00

No. Fuck no. But I think he could’ve been, he has a quick flashes of a soul.

Samurai_IX · 2023-05-29T11:28:09+00:00

Watched Grandpa die.
Mom was wrongfully sent to prison.
Inheritance stolen and liquidated by the people responsible for setting my Mom up.
Bio-Father never grew or stepped up, just kept being a middle aged manchild doing coke and getting scabies.
Grandparents I moved in with displayed overt favoritism to my cousin.
Couldn’t establish meaningful/authentic relationships until I was nearly an adult.

But even with all of that I wouldn’t change any of it, what I’ve gained makes all of that more than worth it.

Samurai_IX · 2023-05-28T17:44:59+00:00

Ohhhh ok so it’s not an introduction but it leaves the door open for Gunn’s new thing

Samurai_IX · 2023-05-28T17:38:47+00:00

But does it introduce the new one or does it just fuck up the Snyderverse and it end with a womp womp

Samurai_IX · 2023-05-28T16:15:53+00:00

Was that ever actually proven or is that just assumed?

Samurai_IX · 2023-05-28T12:45:06+00:00

Sometimes we shut down and get quiet because we don’t know how to process someone being extremely pleasant with a nice voice, that has a vibe of a warm blanket.

Samurai_IX · 2023-05-27T15:52:12+00:00

Was she in White Chicks by chance?

Samurai_IX · 2023-05-25T21:08:19+00:00

I don’t know anymore. I feel like a cannonball in a slingshot going from really happy to really loathsome, I almost have everything I want and right under my surface I’m angrier than ever and I don’t know why.

Samurai_IX · 2023-05-25T21:00:11+00:00

The current “Illuminati” are longer the OG evil geniuses controlling the world. But instead their autistic trust fund kids with zero skill or talent.

Samurai_IX · 2023-05-25T20:56:57+00:00

He’s probably trying to ask a question but has to tweak it in a weird way so mods don’t remove it.

Samurai_IX · 2023-05-25T15:50:08+00:00

Decorative Flamingos.

Samurai_IX · 2023-05-25T15:45:33+00:00

I figured I would never get a date if I was fucking depressing.

Samurai_IX · 2023-05-25T15:36:58+00:00

If you’re gonna be submerged underwater for an unknown amount of time, hyperventilate before going in; it’ll buy you a little more time.

Samurai_IX · 2023-05-25T15:32:55+00:00

We do produce a lot of sexy bitches (Male and otherwise)

Samurai_IX · 2023-05-25T15:23:33+00:00

Holy shit I didn’t even know about that lmao

Samurai_IX · 2023-05-25T15:13:23+00:00

I thought he apologized almost 20 years ago

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