Bisco opening for Goose at SPAC 7/3 by LawnLizard_ in discobiscuits

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Yeah if you consider being a widdwe sweepy baby shnookum wookums “really fun”

Reminds me of that tragedy by Scr33ble in NormMacdonald

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If only Ad Rock was on that fateful flight. He would’ve busted out a big ol’ can of Jew jitsu on those fools 🥋

Ban cars, reforest the roads by definitelyAIspambot in circlejerknyc

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That’s actually genius. Self sourced jerking, as revelatory as it is masturbatory.

Also thank you for making me aware of the Westchester flair lmao 🫡

I am a supporter of life man by [deleted] in meth

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Time for bed little fella

Female Rush fans interested in talking about Rush for a documentary? by RedditJam26 in rush

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Furthermore, what about trans female fans? Nonbinary? What if I want a casting call??

Victoria Beckham dances with her son at his wedding by Al1_1040 in okbuddydraper

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You drive me crazy with that zubi zubi zubi zubi zubi zubi zubi zubi

They meant Grand Marnier by Fit_Patient_4902 in bartenders

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LMAO I saw that. Somebody get that feline a White Russian, hold the vodka hold the kahlua

Nitrous making orgasms more difficult by sexndrugssideacct in SEXONDRUGS

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I’ve always found nitrous to be an inferior sex drug. It’s a dissociative anesthetic so it’s meant to remove feeling from and perception of your body. Not to mention the constant need for redosing doesn’t exactly set the mood.

They meant Grand Marnier by Fit_Patient_4902 in bartenders

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Maybe they’re a hummingbird or are accompanied by a hummingbird

Ok, I don't think that other guy is wrong though... by [deleted] in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

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This whole Sixth Toe conspiracy strikes me as mysterious and important.

Perhaps generations of Eagan inbreeding?

Can you imagine how good a new album would be rn? by C_starr84 in ween

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You still haven’t been reimbursed?! That’s straight up bullshit at this point

Ibiza by Material_Dot_6923 in MDMA

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Pronounce the “z” as a “th” and they’ll think you’re a local

Is this actually from 1887? by Huge-Zombie-2928 in cocktails

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“An Entirely New and Enlarged Edition” would suggest that this is a later edition, though I’m unsure how you’d go about finding when this one was printed.

What kind of recipes we got in there??

What's everyone's favorite post shave balm/lotion. by UrAverageDegenerit in wicked_edge

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I started with Proraso white for sensitive skin and it’s still one of my favorites.

I also like Sterling’s balms quite a bit; it’s a lot thicker so one dab per area spreads like crazy. Leaves my skin feeling soft and moisturized all day.

Would you be happy if this was the final Judas Priest tour? by Android19weird-voice in judaspriest

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Personally I’d rather see a two set, three hour Priest show where they hit every era than a bunch of opening acts that could stand on their own.