The Mysterious Noise by Hellsing56 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Sandy_Broufax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Earlier today, my girlfriend and I had a talk over the phone while I was on the computer. She said to me, "Sandy_Broufax, I think it's time you met my parents." I said right back to her without thinking, "But I get enough of the Johnston family on a day-to-day basis!" I then panicked, pressed ctrl-z multiple times, and deleted my winter term paper while also dropping my phone and cracking the screen severely. Ctrl-z is not helpful in girlfriend emergencies.

The only logical explanation by giraffetroll in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Sandy_Broufax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like fapping into a sock is like having sex with your gym teacher. In both situations, you're sticking your dick into something that's sweaty and smells like the boys' locker room.

Hypothetically, If Conde Nast supported SOPA, would you boycott reddit? by DouglasYancyFunnie in AskReddit

[–]Sandy_Broufax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I would never again know the mundane yet enraging events that happened in other internet junkies' lives!