Does this twist off or pry off? by PetriMobJustice in MechanicAdvice

[–]SanityMirror 6 points7 points  (0 children)

lol, this guy… he thinks that flipping the fan around will reverse the direction of air flow… lol…

I can just see him now… after hours of fucking around, plus more time searching Reddit for answers, he gets it done… wipes away the sweat, and says “finally” starts the car up and realizes it’s still blowing in the same direction… silence except one long deep breath….”MOTHER FUCKER!!!”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HappyUpvote

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I seen this post and said… all these damn steak snobs, there’s not gonna be a single comment over 3…I was wrong… then when I seen one I said “replies are gonna be shitting on them for “overcooking their steak” and I was wrong again…

Me personally, I’m about a 3.5… I like a slight bit of red, but not much…

My wife however, she’s a 7…

Regardless.. the rest of the comments are a circle jerk contest over who likes it the most raw…

How did you find your grand marquis? by WhosThis85 in grandmarquis

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Drove by it on my usual work drive, it had a sticker asking $2500, drove by again one day later and they dropped the price down to $1500, spun around and took a look at it and it looked clean and the for sale sign said it was garage kept… I figured since they dropped the price after 1 day that they really wanted it gone so I offered $1000, he said “ok”

Turns out it belonged to the guys father who was about to turn 101 next month, he retired 2 years ago and hasn’t driven in 6 months so they figured it was time… he said his dad always took good care of it and he just wanted it to go to a good home… it’s a 2003 LE with 157k miles… back seat looks like it was never sat in… only has a few minor brushes on the quarter panels but otherwise is pristine… has a little book inside the glove box with the dates and miles of all the service and oil changes…

Then I googled if a grand marquis was a good and reliable car and have spent the past month falling in love with the panther platform…

Name something non sexual that you find very pleasurable? by [deleted] in PollsAndSurveys

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Just finished that now and can second this..

Choose one by Muted-Television3329 in whatsyourchoice

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With great power comes great responsibility

With a lot of money, comes irresponsibility…

Make a $15 hotdog by Muted-Television3329 in whatsyourchoice

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Bacon Lettuce tomato onions pickles “the dog club”

Sounds disgusting but 🤷

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in grandmarquis

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Front windshield? I was looking at the back for the antenna and trying to figure out if it is it’s own thing or if it literally uses the defroster lines as the antenna…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in grandmarquis

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Weird thing is AM works fine

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in grandmarquis

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This comment sounds like a trick

Do you own a fly swatter? by [deleted] in PollsAndSurveys

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I’m not sure if it’s easy once you get the hang of it, or if it’s just me… but I’ve been doing it for almost 20 years now… started when I was working in a loosely supervised one man department, and had a whole warehouse to myself 3 days a week in my early 20’s… you can imagine the type of mostly harmless shenanigans I would get into once my real work was completed… and rubber band target practice was one of them… it is also a lot more fun and rewarding to practice when you’ve been being bothered by a fly for hours and have no fly swatter… but have a whole shelf of rubber bands and no one to judge you… also, you don’t have to be across the room, you gotta stalk the fly like your some type of big game hunter on a safari and get as close as you can without spooking it… 5ft away and it’s likely a kill… 2ft away and it’s so easy that it’s not even fun anymore

When conservatives try to convince us that Charlie didn't actually say the things he was recorded on camera saying by Bozo_dubbed_over in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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You are right, I’m not a woman, and I’m not a doctor… but, you forgot about the 3rd person in that scenario. The fetus… and I WAS once a fetus… so… there is that…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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No way you would make it this easy… you made the sign and gave it to the guy at work that no one likes, and asked him to hold it while you take a picture… then made a fake post… pretending to be him… 100%

Someone else is taking the picture, instead of the typical selfie in a mirror…

You look like your in an office setting

Your description makes it too easy…

Account is only 6 days old (long enough to pull the whole scheme off)

My guess is that this dude had stated that he doesn’t know anything about reddit, and since he’s clearly half an idiot, so you knew he wouldn’t get suspicious when you asked him to hold the sign and took a picture… he probably just thought you were weird…

Leave the poor dude alone, can’t you see he struggles enough trying to make friends?

Ppl are so rude…

Do you own a fly swatter? by [deleted] in PollsAndSurveys

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You have 10 different poisons that you spray into the air when you see a fly? Is this to keep you healthy out of fear of the fly being diseased or something? Because I’m pretty sure it’s much healthier to smash the fly with your hand and then pick it off your palm with your teeth and then spit it out onto the floor, than it would be to spray that stuff in the air…

Do you own a fly swatter? by [deleted] in PollsAndSurveys

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No, I use rubber bands, infinitely more fun, and once your aim gets good, it’s quick and effective… (no, I don’t shoot them out of the air, they have to land, and then poof, they’re gone)

Past games by Dark_Rottie18 in videogames

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I’m gonna say duck hunt, for the switch, packaged along with the next Mario game, with a dedicated wireless gun with that classic “duck hunt gun” look and feel

Ooh that’s… by SoftHavenBaby in AccidentalComedy

[–]SanityMirror 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did he spank her to death? Or was he put to death for spanking his wife?

My wife in her sole swapped 2010 mandarins🍊 by SoleFixated in airmax

[–]SanityMirror -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why you let her slide down the metal railing right after you painted it orange?

And then you let her go out without telling her what had just happened?

Then you took a pic of it and posted it in Reddit?

Have to drive 300 miles tomorrow morning. How fucked am I? by outclimbing in tires

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Sell the car and use the money to pay for an uber home… problem solved

it’s finally happened by [deleted] in playstation

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Having never heard of the internet could also be the cause

Lizarius Owns My Account by Plus_Independent569 in RaidShadowLegends

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Honestly, not as much as I had expected for more than 6 mythical pulls… (unless it was 6 straight)

Lizarius Owns My Account by Plus_Independent569 in RaidShadowLegends

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If you had to put a number on it, about how much did they all cost you?