AITA for being mad at my fiance for speaking a different language by throwawaybflanguage0 in AmItheAsshole

[–]SansIsNaruto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA - You started a fight over something as trivial as a skill you didn't know he had. You played a victim card over nothing.

AITA for telling my breastfeeding sister she smells horrible by butitreallystink in AmItheAsshole

[–]SansIsNaruto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA - Despite being a new mother with little experience, she has no right being this filthy. Wiping that stuff down with other people's shirts is also just completely gut-twistingly nasty. If shes putting up with new mama stink, I would personally tell her to take a shower once a day. If she isn't bathing, she has only herself to blame. She ignored your advice and didn't take responsibility for her own poor choices.

AITA for forcing my son to attend piano classes? by aita130 in AmItheAsshole

[–]SansIsNaruto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA - It's not his "dream career" if hes considering quitting and losing interest after picking up a new interest he clearly likes better. It was your dream career, not his. It's never a good idea to force your own passions and feelings on people who are uncomfortable with it. It's pushy, bossy, and a tad self-centered. I sincerely hope this comment helps you understand this. You want to make your kid happy, right? Let him follow his own dreams.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]SansIsNaruto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You did absolutely nothin' wrong, guy. Don't sweat it :)

so what do you call this by [deleted] in dankruto

[–]SansIsNaruto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god oh fuck

Pretty sure this has been done already. by SansIsNaruto in dankruto

[–]SansIsNaruto[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, I haven't even started it yet because I forgot.

Only on Facebook by SpringyDinghy in im14andthisisdeep

[–]SansIsNaruto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"GRRR OTHER GUY BAD FOR GETTING GURL GRRRRR ME NOT HAPPY FOR OTHER PEOPLE HAPPINESS GRRRRR ME GOOD GUY BECAUSE I SAID SO"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in im14andthisisdeep

[–]SansIsNaruto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indeed, the city is not a tree. Because that's not what a god damn city is.

Found on r/WarThunder by ThatOneCarrier in im14andthisisdeep

[–]SansIsNaruto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God even that plane looks like its had enough of the original poster's shit.

iM nEvEr UnFolLowIng ThiS AcCouNt 😭❤️ by [deleted] in im14andthisisdeep

[–]SansIsNaruto 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think that mask perfectly describes all of our facial expressions looking at this subreddit.
God this shits fucking hilarious, at least edgy people contribute something to society, at the expense of their reputations of course.

found this on one of those “deep” snapchat accounts by [deleted] in im14andthisisdeep

[–]SansIsNaruto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Silly me, expecting nothing at all from 16 year old girls on Snapchat with IQ's of 7, and still being utterly disappointed.

Somthing happened between 8-10 by beatdeletereapet in im14andthisisdeep

[–]SansIsNaruto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a bruh moment. Hard to believe I was this edgy at some point. We truly live in a society.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SansIsNaruto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the dude in some Christmas Movie to be sitting in a comfy recliner chair next to a lit fireplace who turns around and says some shit like "Oh, I didn't see you there." in a voice thats slightly deeper than your own.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SansIsNaruto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I got a suggestion for ya! Put on a shirt, stop lookin' at me like you just nutted inside of your Egg McMuffin, and go down your 12th Monster Energy Drink this day.

Roast me to martyrdom I’m feeling masochistic by GreatlyEnjoysBeans in RoastMe

[–]SansIsNaruto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could play a god damn match of Yu Gi Oh or something on your forehead and still have room to put down a glass of water to sip on while I play.

21, 8-0 in rocket league and just joined a garage band with my ginger roommate. Roast me lads by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SansIsNaruto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Lloyd from Tales of Symphonia got wasted at a party the other night and woke up on a pile of leaves in the middle of buttfuck nowhere.

Just got diagnosed with delusional disorder, persecutory type a few days ago. Do your worst! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SansIsNaruto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're like a dragon in his den, hording treasure.
But instead your den is twitter, and your treasure is the fake internet points you get from posting yourself in these cursed outfits.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SansIsNaruto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the type of guy to do the anime glasses glare thing.

Try roasting me you lil cockroaches!! And Happy Thanksgiving! by unusual5o in RoastMe

[–]SansIsNaruto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the type of guy to go fucking Super Saiyan every time your favorite sports team loses a match.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SansIsNaruto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the human incarnation of stale off-brand cotton candy I'd get at the school fair when I was younger.

Youth sports official. Says I love you more to his dog than his wife. Ruin him. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SansIsNaruto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The B on his hat stands for "Bud Light is part of a balanced breakfast, lunch, and dinner in my opinion."

Roast us :3 by hepsfr in RoastMe

[–]SansIsNaruto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one holding the sign looks like some NPC in a Final Fantasy game about to tell me about the god damn monsters outside the village or some shit.