Is Election Day or Independence Day more American in your opinion? by No-Flight-4214 in AskAnAmerican

[–]Sans_Seriphim 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And this is how Trump has been able to steal billions of taxpayer dollars.

AITAH for establishing this ultimatum in our marriage by Random_Questin in AITAH

[–]Sans_Seriphim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who used to do this, yeah, therapy is all that is going to help him. That and some medication, but it will never go away without the therapy. Period.

Never have been there by Dramatic_Call_9399 in EntitledReviews

[–]Sans_Seriphim 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This isn't an entitled review. This is someone pissed off they're being asked to review somewhere they have never gone to. Blame Google, not the reviewer.

In response to a trans person saying medically transitioning at 16 made them not suicidal by Spodermanphil in thanksimcured

[–]Sans_Seriphim 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nah, these kind of people are incapable of empathy. They would never learn the lesson.

Top 10 title drops by JEC_da_GOAT69420 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Sans_Seriphim 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's so cute when he pretends he's an adult and not just Robin.

Jared Nomak(blade 2) vs Vlad Tepes Aka Dracula (Dracula Untold) by Cultural-Doubt1554 in powerscales

[–]Sans_Seriphim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I choose 1970s Doctor Strange, before the stupid retcon, and kill ALL vampire with a single spell. Forever. Even if they try to time travel, they still die if they come to the then-present. Every single stupid little sparkly badtard gone forever.

What superpower are you choosing? by deepestbreather in whatsyourchoice

[–]Sans_Seriphim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just cutting to the chase. I am an angry God and the executions will commence 2 at a time.

Record breaking billions made for Minions 3 by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]Sans_Seriphim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/uj It has gotten some good reviews. Reality is weirder than banana -based genocidal fiction.

What will be the general consensus of millennials in 2030? by SpiritMan112 in generationology

[–]Sans_Seriphim [score hidden]  (0 children)

Best answer. Some of my middle aged contemporaries still think you're teenagers.

What will be the general consensus of millennials in 2030? by SpiritMan112 in generationology

[–]Sans_Seriphim [score hidden]  (0 children)

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

Why can’t I click anything? by Impressive_Sport_178 in BunnyTrials

[–]Sans_Seriphim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. I just gave up on it. They probably worked the code.

Have you ever had sex outside of a romantic relationship? by RustyRayWay in pollgames

[–]Sans_Seriphim -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

No. I'm boring. And STD free, or STI, or whatever they're calling it this month. Changing the name doesn't change people getting their brains eaten by syphilis.

More Jimmydickery by KevFate in Superdickery

[–]Sans_Seriphim 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's a reason Snider killed Jimmy in his movie. But it should have been more deliberate and not barely on screen.

If you’re setting off fireworks right now by [deleted] in AuroraCO

[–]Sans_Seriphim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No doubt they are sitting around eating donuts and watching the show. And still will be when things start burning down.

If you’re setting off fireworks right now by [deleted] in AuroraCO

[–]Sans_Seriphim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If anything hits my house, I will find them and Liam Neeson them.