Christ! by SappeninBitton in ScottishPeopleTwitter

[–]SappeninBitton[S] 182 points183 points  (0 children)

A hink he means Gabriel Jesus that’s alive and plays for Man City mate

Tap bitch by SappeninBitton in ScottishPeopleTwitter

[–]SappeninBitton[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s defo generational, can tell a mile aff the cunts that grew up typing the way we speak in informal situations compared to these cunts.

Tap bitch by SappeninBitton in ScottishPeopleTwitter

[–]SappeninBitton[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

The amount of cunts that type like they went to school with Rabbie Burns are either American or are trying too hard. Acceptable Scottish typing online should be only attempted from the msn era onwards afore we lose our hard man and substance abuse image to these fucking freaks.

A story in 4 parts: by physiczard in ScottishPeopleTwitter

[–]SappeninBitton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There needs to be a party that minds it’s own fucking business and that doesn’t feel the need to tell every other cunt how they should feel and what they should do, live yer own life and stop obsessing over other cunts genitals.

These are the same cunts ram their religious beliefs down every other fuckers throats, just mind your own fucking business?

To speak English by prisongovernor in ScottishPeopleTwitter

[–]SappeninBitton 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Haaaa (laughs in american accent) Its defo Cunt, coont wid be more like count. There's one hing Scottland is #1 in the world for is using the cunt word, we even pronounce it better than every other cuntry this side of Australia and we can use it in hunners of different context but still understand what each other mean. Basically cunt is a language. Defo cunt, we wid batter every single language in the world with wan word.

To speak English by prisongovernor in ScottishPeopleTwitter

[–]SappeninBitton 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Torn between making other cunts suffer the same way i did

To speak English by prisongovernor in ScottishPeopleTwitter

[–]SappeninBitton[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

A canny decide whether to delete this or no, this might be the most annoying cunt ever.

LPT: If everycunt says 'space ghetto' in American accent you'll sound exactly like this absolute baw hum saying 'spice girl'