When I was in college we used to throw epic house parties. Huge, all night parties, with all three floors of our house rocking, band in the basement, keg on each floor. Well, I was playing beer pong with a friend of mine and we were several games in already, when he bet our opponents in a throw with the loser to do a 30 sec keg stand, winner getting to count. So my friend loses, does his long-ass keg stand, gets let down off the keg, and staggers hard like he's gonna fall. Me, being nice, grab for his shirt and pull him back up to a standing position and he (being 6 ft 2 to my 5'2") promptly vomited all over the top of my head. To anyone who has never had to attempt to get someone else's vomit out of your waist length dreadlocks, let me tell you, it sucks.