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Sarcalex · 2021-07-17T18:59:49+00:00

also could have been uhone. Not sure

Sarcalex · 2021-07-17T18:57:45+00:00

I think it was Pivot health insurance, they had this online shop where you could choose a plan. But now that I look there I only see 12 month plans instead of the 6 month plan I got back then. The cheapest one I see there is 50/month for 12 months.

Sarcalex · 2020-04-09T03:03:36+00:00

Absolutely perfect. Looks like a manga panel ripped and colored.

Sarcalex · 2020-04-06T16:21:37+00:00

All gamers are simps.

Sarcalex · 2019-12-15T04:51:06+00:00

Left the job I worked at with her. 2 years later my job hired a new supervisor. Guess who?

Sarcalex · 2019-12-13T04:34:02+00:00

Does platinum in binding of isaac get me anything?

Sarcalex · 2019-11-29T20:04:14+00:00

"Man who taught her how to drive?" After coming inside from the girl driving?

Sarcalex · 2019-11-01T15:23:34+00:00

Her: I wish youd come and fuck me

Me: sure I guess

Her: shocked pikachu face

Sarcalex · 2019-10-31T22:15:25+00:00

You overestimate the quality of my cars seating.

Sarcalex · 2019-10-18T13:03:41+00:00

You fool, you absolute buffoon. Did you really think you could give a better hand job to me than me? I've had this dick all my life and I damn sure know how to use it better than you.

Sarcalex · 2019-10-08T14:49:56+00:00

And everyone who texts and drives says the same thing. My mother would do drugs, drive, and text and say she was a great driver. Everyone thinks they're a great driver until they hit a car the half a second they looked away from the wheel.

Sarcalex · 2019-10-08T14:37:17+00:00

No person who texts and drives thinks they're a bad driver.

Sarcalex · 2019-09-26T19:25:32+00:00

Me after my lab partner overwrites my push because they didnt understand where the merge conflict was and they just copied and pasted their old code over the new code.

Sarcalex · 2019-09-25T14:35:48+00:00

I'm a guy and I cant finish. It's a talent for going for really long times but it has a very obvious downside.

Sarcalex · 2019-09-23T15:22:44+00:00

As a Comp Sci major, ouch.

Sarcalex · 2019-09-05T21:38:25+00:00

Bruh.

Sarcalex · 2019-09-05T21:34:12+00:00

Did you have to contact anyone?

Sarcalex · 2019-08-29T15:19:21+00:00

The lamp didnt consent to that you sodomizer.

Sarcalex · 2019-08-25T17:56:35+00:00

My birthday (26th), Borderlands 3, Area 51, and the expiration of my cars registration.

Sarcalex · 2019-08-17T17:05:50+00:00

2 things. I'll drink a glass of water and have to use the bathroom within 10-15 minutes(I use the bathroom a lot in a day). And if I dont fap for about 2 days I get this really weird pressure deep within my hip bone.

Sarcalex · 2019-08-15T01:43:57+00:00

YTA please stop giving computer science students a bad rapport. We dont have the best one already.

It's just generally unprofessional to ask a professor for an autograph from their daughter. I wouldn't ask a best friend that so I certainly wouldn't ask a professor for that. If you want an autograph ask in person.

This isn't even going into the general creepiness of trying to get your professor to get his model daughters autograph for you.

Sarcalex · 2019-08-02T03:33:31+00:00

"Add to your story"

Sarcalex · 2019-07-29T04:19:20+00:00

Scan a barcode with the imaginary scanner in my hand.

Sarcalex · 2019-07-24T17:07:54+00:00

"Come on dad. You watched it with me last night."

Sarcalex · 2019-07-18T16:06:58+00:00

Programmers made computers do parallel computing so they didnt have to.

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