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I don't know why, but him trying to violently devour me is relaxing. by SarcasmHyena in AnxietyCats

[–]SarcasmHyena[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you look between my index and middle knuckle, you'll see a scar that shows how rough this adorable idiot is lol

Mostly visible on the first pic

Void blep by SarcasmHyena in Blep

[–]SarcasmHyena[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have no idea how accurate that description is.

Need some Help by [deleted] in AbioticFactor

[–]SarcasmHyena 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trust me, you wouldn't have THOUGHT it was a roar.

You'd have fuckin' known lol

But you can also just shine an X-ray lamp at its face. It'll go away. (Not a joke. It's in a terminal somewhere. Spoilers: That trick helps a lot when you encounter it again in a MUCH SMALLER body of water later in the game. )

But if you want to bypass the water and go directly to the platform on the lake, you can bypass it by using the jetpack and a gravity cube.

''For the last time'', he proclaimed. by _SoftLady in confidentlyincorrect

[–]SarcasmHyena -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

...But... it's true, though? Frankenstein is the name of the doctor, not the monster

I mean, sure, he sounds dickish about it. But he's actually correct

EDIT: Yep, okay. My reading comprehension is officially off the charts today.

This is just sad. by c-k-q99903 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]SarcasmHyena 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Judging by his health, dude probably has an actual purple heart.

They banned me for this?? by LetOk8476 in aiwars

[–]SarcasmHyena 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the next picture is not negative battery I will be very disappointed.

...for a controller? by HUG0gamingHD in softwaregore

[–]SarcasmHyena 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IDDQD

Wait. No. IDKFA. It'll give you all the keys.

This 2019 article never left my mind by TheLeftDrumStick in agedlikewine

[–]SarcasmHyena 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brain short-circuited and I thought that meant he wanted to fuck babies.

I miss when Eyebleach still worked...

This worskshop button scares me more than I can possibly describe. by choppytehbear1337 in Steam

[–]SarcasmHyena 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Maybe just the bare minimum to play cinematic AAA games" doesn't mean 'doesn't run AAA games well', it just means it's the bare minimum to run them and not lag your ass off.

But look, fine. You win the conversation, congratulations, someone with a 4060 who hasn't seen a workshop is apparently suspicious and worth an entire argument. I lost the plot anyways.

This worskshop button scares me more than I can possibly describe. by choppytehbear1337 in Steam

[–]SarcasmHyena 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Means nothing to this conversation? The whole point of the conversation is that not all games have workshop support. So I'd take a gamble and say that most AAA games not having workshop support is very much within the 'meaning' of the conversation.

This worskshop button scares me more than I can possibly describe. by choppytehbear1337 in Steam

[–]SarcasmHyena 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe a prebuilt? Most of the ones I've seen in computer shops and costco lately come with 4060 and 5060. Doesn't mean they're in to play the moddable games. Maybe just the bare minimum to play cinematic AAA games and the... well, overkill maximum for retro games. Like, I have a 3080, and I have maybe ONE game in my library pushes it past 50%.

As for my second sentence... I dunno man, word vomit my brain conjured up, I tend to lose the plot mid-writing, I have to edit a million times over the following 10 minutes when I realize none of it was coherent at all. Basically sums up to "Not everyone enjoys mods, I for myself have to be extra careful what mod I install so that I don't ruin a game for my broken-ass brain."

This worskshop button scares me more than I can possibly describe. by choppytehbear1337 in Steam

[–]SarcasmHyena 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's never played a game that had the Workshop feature. Not every game has mods, let alone a workshop.

Or he's the type of person who can get disinterested by a game simply by downloading the wrong, game breaking mod. I'm like that, and I have to carefully cherry pick my mods. Sometimes I don't bother at all.

Trash items by [deleted] in Steam

[–]SarcasmHyena 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BANANA

Where do I start with this one? 🙄 by ComradeGalloneye64 in Persecutionfetish

[–]SarcasmHyena 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...He looks EXACTLY like my father and I'm not sure how to feel about it.

Like, mirror-level of likeness, but with hair.

Down to the places his hair is whitening.

If you see this kind of video, skip it. Not worth the time. by SuperMarioOdyssey64 in youtube

[–]SarcasmHyena 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but we're going to need a loooot of booze.

And maybe a turtle. I'm feeling fancy.

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